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I don't wanna go. I want to defile the prestigious Plaza Hotel by having you ride me like a slutty mermaid in the bathtub. — Emma Chase

President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel? — Greta Van Susteren

Feeding teenage boys was like filling a bathtub with a grapefruit spoon. — Harlan Coben

Avoiding a bathtub because your parents tried to kill you in one isn't the same as avoiding your entire life by becoming a wolf. — Maggie Stiefvater

I like to read in the bathtub. Ideally, that bathtub would be located on a small Greek island. — Adam Mansbach

She laughs a little and admits to him, "I've never eaten in the bathtub before." He smiles. "Feels fun and a little scandalous, huh? — Sheri Fink

This is bigger than a fart in a bathtub, you know. — John Marsden

You are as innocent as a bathtub
full of bulleta — Margaret Atwood

The police, finding a corpse with twenty-eight stab wounds in a bathtub, suspected foul play. — Tim Kreider

For some it is harder to
write a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic. — James N. Frey

I thought of the nameless inventor of the bathtub. I was somehow sure it was a woman. And was the inventor of the bathtub plug a man? — Erica Jong

Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub. — Grover Norquist

You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?"
"We have a very big bathtub. — Suzanne Collins

My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. — Rodney Dangerfield

Scientists may have sophisticated laboratories,
But never forget 'eureka' was inspired in a bathtub. — Toba Beta

If you could just see your face," she told me. "You look like a cat in a bathtub. — Patricia Briggs

I have a beautiful, big bathtub. — Mark Morris

Americans were saying good-by in voices that mimicked the cadence of water running into a large old bathtub. — F Scott Fitzgerald

am talking to my imaginary friend. I invented him when I was seven. He is here in our bathtub. He has a bubble beard. — Katherine Applegate

Jason: Holy crap, is that a bathtub at the foot of your bed? That's awesome! Can I join?
Julia: Hilarious. — Lauren Morrill

How did you die?"
"We er ... drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub. — Rick Riordan

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? — Norton Juster

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. — Jeff Foxworthy

Americans are about four times as likely to drown in their bathtub as they are to die in a terrorist attack. — Anonymous

There's a peculiar porcelain bathtub in a field; almost as though it has been placed there for Salvador Dali to come and capture. — Tom Chesshyre

I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.' — Sean Paul

Just saw two ants drown together in my bathtub and it reminded me of us: a love story. — Melissa Broder

The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find. — Terry Pratchett

Nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub you'd be boiled to death before you knew it. — Margaret Atwood

We want [government] down to the size to where it would fit in a bathtub, and then it could worry about what we were up to. — Grover Norquist

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can. — Ethel Waters

She wasn't afraid yet. It took a lot to terrify someone who played in time and space like a bathtub. — Maggie Stiefvater

Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub. — Robert Hunter