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8 March Funny Quotes & Sayings

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The trick is to smoke a cigarette to calm your nerves and then take a big swig of strong liquor to tone your muscles. — Lev Yashin

But, I tell myself, Weight is just an artifact of gravity. If this were a jazz club on the moon, I would weigh less. — Weike Wang

Delayed gratification is what makes a man. — Sunday Adelaja

Every actor is riddled with insecurity, of course. But weirdly, I don't really find that I'd be daunted with taking on roles or anything. — Martin Freeman

When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious. — Stephanie March

Christopher Columbus — Louisa May Alcott

Rape's a weapon of war. The women got over it. — Erika Johansen

What shall we do now?" he asked.
"Something very dreadful," she said,her voice sour."Ask Arlow Bowlerham for the name of a dressmaker. — March McCarron

March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb. — Mae West

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket. — Craig Ferguson