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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
— Christopher Buckley
Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle.
— Hilary Mantel
One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
— Steven Wright
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.
— Murray Walker
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
— M.F. Moonzajer
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.
— Lawrie McMenemy
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
I got my start in silent radio.
— Bob Monkhouse
Text messages are dying a funny kind of death.
— Anonymous
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.
— Carol Leifer
A travel agent told I could spend 7 nights in HAWAII no days just nights.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7.)
— Simon Ewins
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.
— Jim Morrison
How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.
— Lois Greiman
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
As humans we speak one language ...
— Avril Lavigne
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
The ballgame is over ... in this inning.
— Jerry Coleman
