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Sam's just dealing with some issues. He recently came to the realization that he's a twenty-year-old virgin prude. — T.J. Klune

In the role of Mary, six-year-old Shannon Burke just barely manages to pass herself off as a virgin. — David Sedaris

I still buy actual books. The smell, having it in your hands - there's really no substitute. — Nathan Fillion

Lies are like sleeping pills. You should only use them when you absolutely have to. They spoil everything if you make a habit of them. — Daniel Quinn

I'm a twenty-four year-old virgin with a broken vagina. I can't even give that shit away. — Roxy Queen

You get thrown off balance out there. And I never recovered. Well, I haven't recovered yet. — Rory McIlroy

Wow. You look ... really nice today. Did you do something different?
Only a thirty-four-year-old virgin, I thought. — Richelle Mead

My mother has been moved out of intensive care and into a private room where she is being kept comfortable. Thank you for your continued support. — Melissa Rivers

I'm the guy who gets uncomfortable. That's why I was able to write 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' and 'Knocked Up.' I believe in those guys. — Judd Apatow

If only Muslims were clever politically, they could take over the United States and replace its constitutional government with a caliphate. — Siraj Wahhaj

He knew me in all the ways that truly mattered: the shape of my fears, the contours of my dreams. — Justina Chen

What I loved about 'The 40 Year-Old Virgin,' the title is the easy sell, but when you see the movie, the comedy is more free-form and more relatable. — Peyton Reed

It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating. — Graham Norton

More bad news for the Taliban. Remember how they are promised 72 virgins when they die? Turns out that it's only one 72-year-old virgin. — Jay Leno

Do you have any idea how rare a twenty-three-year-old virgin is where I come from? — Maeve Greyson

I was a twenty-one-year-old virgin with literary aspirations. — Stephen King

Habits, not ideas, are the programming language of human beings — Danny Dover

A lot of the techniques are similar in MMA. You just have to look at your opponent and their technique and tweak your game plan a little bit. — Dan Henderson

fucking thirty-year-old virgin. — Silver James

I am not a food critic. Or a chef. Or even a professional writer. What I am schooled in the art of, however, is enjoying myself. — Jewel Staite