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20 Funny Condom Quotes By Kate Upton: I'm not going to starve just to be

I'm not going to starve just to be thin ... I want to enjoy life and I can't if I'm not eating and miserable. — Kate Upton

20 Funny Condom Quotes By Brian May: A Queen track has those big, thick, block

A Queen track has those big, thick, block harmonies. — Brian May

20 Funny Condom Quotes By Ann Curry: I choose to fill my days with what

I choose to fill my days with what I'm passionate about, and live with purpose. — Ann Curry

20 Funny Condom Quotes By Joy Manne: Consciousness is naturally shamanic.

Consciousness is naturally shamanic. — Joy Manne

20 Funny Condom Quotes By Napoleon Bonaparte: Over-preparation is the foe of inspiration.

Over-preparation is the foe of inspiration. — Napoleon Bonaparte

20 Funny Condom Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I like to date schoolteachers. If you do

I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. — Rodney Dangerfield

20 Funny Condom Quotes By Lafcadio Hearn: Some persons have ventured to say that it

Some persons have ventured to say that it is only since Englishmen ceased to believe in the Bible that they began to discover how beautiful it was. — Lafcadio Hearn

20 Funny Condom Quotes By Thomas Carlyle: A pygmy standing on the outward crust of

A pygmy standing on the outward crust of this small planet, his far-reaching spirit stretches outward to the infinite, and there alone finds rest. — Thomas Carlyle

20 Funny Condom Quotes By Valentino Rossi: I like physical exercise. I actually like sports

I like physical exercise. I actually like sports in general. I really like snowboarding and playing soccer, too. — Valentino Rossi

20 Funny Condom Quotes By Soren Kierkegaard: Sin is: in despair not wanting to be

Sin is: in despair not wanting to be oneself before God. — Soren Kierkegaard

20 Funny Condom Quotes By Erin McKean: All language is a popularity contest.

All language is a popularity contest. — Erin McKean

20 Funny Condom Quotes By Darynda Jones: if you suddenly have the ability to walk

if you suddenly have the ability to walk through walls, you're dead. You're not lying somewhere in a drainage ditch waiting to wake up. Get over it, — Darynda Jones

20 Funny Condom Quotes By Robert Breault: Man is the only animal who enjoys the

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. — Robert Breault