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2 Guns Funny Quotes By J.J. McAvoy: Step one, accept she was a damn boss.

Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too. — J.J. McAvoy

2 Guns Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two fish in a tank, one says to

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. — Tommy Cooper

2 Guns Funny Quotes By Hailee Steinfeld: The shooting of the guns, that was kind

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! — Hailee Steinfeld

2 Guns Funny Quotes By Amit Kalantri: Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all

Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems. — Amit Kalantri

2 Guns Funny Quotes By Kamil Ali: EVOLUTIONA great parent/mentor/teacher will push you beyond their

EVOLUTION
A great parent/mentor/teacher will push you beyond their attained status — Kamil Ali

2 Guns Funny Quotes By George Carlin: They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws

They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them! — George Carlin

2 Guns Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: Report me and my cause aright.

Report me and my cause aright. — William Shakespeare

2 Guns Funny Quotes By John Sandford: Like the NRA says, it's better to have

Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it. — John Sandford

2 Guns Funny Quotes By Joan Didion: one more piece of evidence that assigned reading

one more piece of evidence that assigned reading makes nothing happen. — Joan Didion

2 Guns Funny Quotes By Phil Baker: If i had it all to do again

If i had it all to do again there would be more bodies. — Phil Baker

2 Guns Funny Quotes By Sanober Khan: How....will I ever truly depict you?You're perfect, my

How....will I ever truly depict you?
You're perfect, my writing isn't. — Sanober Khan

2 Guns Funny Quotes By Chris Rock: White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing. — Chris Rock

2 Guns Funny Quotes By Anita Silvey: Reading centers on finding yourself in a book.

Reading centers on finding yourself in a book. -- Sherman Alexie — Anita Silvey