
People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs. —
P. J. O'Rourke

Without dramatic change in energy policy, the outlook for the global climate is bleak. —
Wenonah Hauter

You can be the ugliest man in the world but once you got money, you can have all the women in the world. —
Jonathan Anthony Burkett

An inventor creates something that works. An entrepreneur creates something that others will buy. —
Chris Brogan

Why couldn't you let me have it? Why did you have to take it? Why did you always take everything? —
Lauren Oliver

Revolutions are not made with rosewater. —
Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

Americans assume all British people have at least one servant. —
Martin Freeman

Kids these days, right? Ignorant and in love with their ignorance. —
Christopher Farnsworth

I won't quarrel with my bread and butter. —
Jonathan Swift

Privatizing Social Security will take dollars out of young folks' pockets. —
Max Baucus

Well, I'm backed by a very rich Jew. Yeah!! Yes, I am! His Name is Jesus. I'm backed by Him. —
Jesse Duplantis

Thus the unfacts, did we possess them, are too imprecisely few to warrant our certitude ... —
James Joyce