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Do Less. Be More.
— Elizabeth Grace Saunders
I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it's a 5-point scale, though I asked her on a 1-100 scale.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I'm going to do an adaptation of the Italian film, Bread and Tulips. I really like that film.
— Norman Jewison
A person who is not happy with their self, dont expect them to be happy with you.
— Beta Metani'Marashi
Elegance means appreciating things as they are. There is a sense of delight and of fearlessness. You are not fearful of dark corners ...
— Chogyam Trungpa
It is a sin not to do what one is capable of doing.
— Jose Marti
My roots, my background and the way I act is working class, but it would be hypsocritical to say I'm anything else than middle class now.
— John Prescott
And wordlessly opened the small chest of drawers was filled with pure white clothes.
— Elizabeth Hunter
They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.
— Frankie Boyle
Men may boast of their great actions; but they are more often the effects of chance than of design.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order
— Josh Stern
I have made stage adjustments which allow me to hear myself better onstage so that has made playing live much more enjoyable.
— Michael Schenker
I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn't happen again. If I could, I would have carried on playing.
— Alex Ferguson
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
— Adam Carolla
Shit just got real... fucked up
— Anonymous
Just seeing other people, people getting on with their normal lives, is such a hard thing after you've lost someone so close to you.
— Jennifer Shaw Wolf
You have first to experience what you want to express.
— Vincent Van Gogh
There is a strength of conviction that can only come from being 100% wrong.
— Stephen Schneider
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"
— Henny Youngman
