Phyllis Diller Quotes

I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.

I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip. (Phyllis Diller)

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Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Phyllis Diller Quotes: I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.