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I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.

Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses.
That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight.

I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy!

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death.

It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them.

If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.

You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves.

Do people normally wear boxers under their pyjamas?

Normalness leads to sadness.

Marriage is just a piece of paper if it's not a happy one.