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Peter Kay quotes: If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Peter Kay quotes: I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Peter Kay quotes: You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that.

Peter Kay quotes: The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

Peter Kay quotes: Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

Peter Kay quotes: There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

Peter Kay quotes: Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Peter Kay quotes: Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

Peter Kay quotes: It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

Peter Kay quotes: Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it

Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it

Peter Kay quotes: Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Peter Kay quotes: The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Peter Kay quotes: Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

Peter Kay quotes: Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Peter Kay quotes: No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

Peter Kay quotes: I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

Peter Kay quotes: Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Peter Kay quotes: You never know where to look when eating a banana.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Peter Kay quotes: One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

Peter Kay quotes: Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.