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Paul Neilan quotes: I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

Paul Neilan quotes: Nobody knows how to just shut the fuck up and look out the window anymore.

Nobody knows how to just shut the fuck up and look out the window anymore.

Paul Neilan quotes: It's real hard to come off as even slightly superior when you're living a Tom and Jerry episode.

It's real hard to come off as even slightly superior when you're living a Tom and Jerry episode.

Paul Neilan quotes: The world is your oyster ... ... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.

The world is your oyster ...
... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.

Paul Neilan quotes: There are chickens, there are eggs, there are deaf girls singing karaoke. Nothing makes sense anymore.

There are chickens, there are eggs, there are deaf girls singing karaoke. Nothing makes sense anymore.

Paul Neilan quotes: Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?

Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?

Paul Neilan quotes: If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right.

If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right.

Paul Neilan quotes: I was just being honest and descriptive." "No, you were being an asshole." "It's not my fault they have to always be the same thing.

I was just being honest and descriptive." "No, you were being an asshole." "It's not my fault they have to always be the same thing.

Paul Neilan quotes: Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky.

Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky.

Paul Neilan quotes: Cowardice, when done correctly, can be its own kind of bravery.

Cowardice, when done correctly, can be its own kind of bravery.

Paul Neilan quotes: I never wanted to be Mickey Rourke. I don't think he did either.

I never wanted to be Mickey Rourke. I don't think he did either.

Paul Neilan quotes: It takes more than one kick in the pants to reverse a lifetime of unplanned apathy.

It takes more than one kick in the pants to reverse a lifetime of unplanned apathy.

Paul Neilan quotes: Whenever I'm leaving I get sentimental for that nostalgia I know I won't have the next day.

Whenever I'm leaving I get sentimental for that nostalgia I know I won't have the next day.