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I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

Nobody knows how to just shut the fuck up and look out the window anymore.

It's real hard to come off as even slightly superior when you're living a Tom and Jerry episode.

The world is your oyster ...
... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.

There are chickens, there are eggs, there are deaf girls singing karaoke. Nothing makes sense anymore.

Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?

If stealing a few saltshakers was wrong I didn't want to be right.

I was just being honest and descriptive." "No, you were being an asshole." "It's not my fault they have to always be the same thing.

Lying to other people is fine and usually funny, but lying to yourself is tacky.

Cowardice, when done correctly, can be its own kind of bravery.

I never wanted to be Mickey Rourke. I don't think he did either.

It takes more than one kick in the pants to reverse a lifetime of unplanned apathy.

Whenever I'm leaving I get sentimental for that nostalgia I know I won't have the next day.