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Paul Merton quotes: I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.

I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.

Paul Merton quotes: I don't always vote in general elections, but I think I've always voted Labour.

I don't always vote in general elections, but I think I've always voted Labour.

Paul Merton quotes: I don't consider myself a fashion victim. I consider fashion a victim of me.

I don't consider myself a fashion victim. I consider fashion a victim of me.

Paul Merton quotes: The thing about improvisation is that it's not about what you say. It's listening to what other people say. It's about what you hear.

The thing about improvisation is that it's not about what you say. It's listening to what other people say. It's about what you hear.

Paul Merton quotes: Have you ever had sex with a horse?

Have you ever had sex with a horse?

Paul Merton quotes: All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.

All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.

Paul Merton quotes: I was trying to organise my DVDs into a sort of chronological order, and I am afraid that it all trailed off after the Sixties.

I was trying to organise my DVDs into a sort of chronological order, and I am afraid that it all trailed off after the Sixties.

Paul Merton quotes: Well, sanity, I suppose, is getting people to see the world your way.

Well, sanity, I suppose, is getting people to see the world your way.

Paul Merton quotes: On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if

On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'.

Paul Merton quotes: When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.

When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.

Paul Merton quotes: When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.

Paul Merton quotes: My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.

Paul Merton quotes: And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.

And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.

Paul Merton quotes: Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I'm now very rich.

Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I'm now very rich.

Paul Merton quotes: I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?

Paul Merton quotes: I'll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I've never got over it.

I'll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I've never got over it.

Paul Merton quotes: In fact, I don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it.

In fact, I don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it.

Paul Merton quotes: When I used to do the Edinburgh Festival, there was a bunch of guys selling fresh oysters and I'd eat ten daily - marvellous.

When I used to do the Edinburgh Festival, there was a bunch of guys selling fresh oysters and I'd eat ten daily - marvellous.

Paul Merton quotes: I really don't take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.

I really don't take any interest at all in contemporary comedy.

Paul Merton quotes: I've never been disappointed by politicians. I've never invested that much in them in the first place.

I've never been disappointed by politicians. I've never invested that much in them in the first place.

Paul Merton quotes: If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating.

If you became a comedian in the '80s, you had to work the circuit and make people laugh. Canned laughter is cheating.