Patton Oswalt Quotes

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes. (Patton Oswalt)

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Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
Patton Oswalt Quotes: I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.