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Patrick Murray quotes: The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

Patrick Murray quotes: Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

Patrick Murray quotes: The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

Patrick Murray quotes: A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

Patrick Murray quotes: I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Patrick Murray quotes: Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life ... and you messed it up again.

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life ... and you messed it up again.

Patrick Murray quotes: Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.

Tell your boss what you really think about him
and the truth shall set you free.

Patrick Murray quotes: Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.

Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.