Patrick Murray Quotes

Patrick Murray Famous Quotes & Sayings

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The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life ... and you messed it up again.

Tell your boss what you really think about him
and the truth shall set you free.

Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.