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Nicole Peeler quotes: Did you just wipe your nose on me? he asked, finally.

Did you just wipe your nose on me? he asked, finally.

Nicole Peeler quotes: I've not only been around the block, but I've burned the block down. At least twice.

I've not only been around the block, but I've burned the block down. At least twice.

Nicole Peeler quotes: I wasn't running now so much as stumbling quickly, panting like a geriatric lion.

I wasn't running now so much as stumbling quickly, panting like a geriatric lion.

Nicole Peeler quotes: You're the champion, I reminded myself. You have to fight a dragon. You're not allowed to be scared of a penis.

You're the champion, I reminded myself. You have to fight a dragon. You're not allowed to be scared of a penis.

Nicole Peeler quotes: Your mother and I had a child because we wanted to share our love with someone, not because we wanted a nurse to take care of us in our old

Your mother and I had a child because we wanted to share our love with someone, not because we wanted a nurse to take care of us in our old age.

Nicole Peeler quotes: I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm.

I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm.

Nicole Peeler quotes: Then again, I threatened if my stomach got my head chopped off I'd never feed it again.

Then again, I threatened if my stomach got my head chopped off I'd never feed it again.

Nicole Peeler quotes: Some heroes are born. Some are made. And some are bribed with promises of food and sex.

Some heroes are born. Some are made. And some are bribed with promises of food and sex.

Nicole Peeler quotes: I love you, puppy," I told him, just because I could. "You just love my doggie style.

I love you, puppy," I told him, just because I could.
"You just love my doggie style.

Nicole Peeler quotes: They were paragons of conservative propriety in public, but in private they swung like pinatas.

They were paragons of conservative propriety in public, but in private they swung like pinatas.

Nicole Peeler quotes: But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound of the shit hitting the fan.

But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound of the shit hitting the fan.

Nicole Peeler quotes: I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony.

I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony.

Nicole Peeler quotes: I muscled through the moment with my usual delicacy.

I muscled through the moment with my usual delicacy.

Nicole Peeler quotes: I shrieked incoherent, made up swear words as the pain stopped messing bent me over, and made me its bitch

I shrieked incoherent, made up swear words as the pain stopped messing bent me over, and made me its bitch

Nicole Peeler quotes: Sorry, no. I'm Magog, and I'm a raven. Not a selkie. she said, in a singsong accent I recognized as Welsh from watching Torchwood.

Sorry, no. I'm Magog, and I'm a raven. Not a selkie. she said, in a singsong accent I recognized as Welsh from watching Torchwood.

Nicole Peeler quotes: It was when he was so casually clever, however, that I wanted to pickle his gherkin.

It was when he was so casually clever, however, that I wanted to pickle his gherkin.

Nicole Peeler quotes: He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.

He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.

Nicole Peeler quotes: Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?" "I can't believe you called my belly 'squidgy.' It's not squidgy, it's pillowy. And sexy!

Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?"
"I can't believe you called my belly 'squidgy.' It's not squidgy, it's pillowy. And sexy!

Nicole Peeler quotes: Oh gods, Jane, the answer to all those questions is you. You turn me on; you're what I want; you make me growl.

Oh gods, Jane, the answer to all those questions is you. You turn me on; you're what I want; you make me growl.

Nicole Peeler quotes: I'd managed to snatch a few more hours of rest, which was all I needed, so I felt fine despite our marathon evening of debauchery.

I'd managed to snatch a few more hours of rest, which was all I needed, so I felt fine despite our marathon evening of debauchery.

Nicole Peeler quotes: The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person's plate.

The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person's plate.

Nicole Peeler quotes: So, like, Zeus was just some great big preternatural baby-daddy?

So, like, Zeus was just some great big preternatural baby-daddy?

Nicole Peeler quotes: I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.

I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.

Nicole Peeler quotes: I swear to the gods that if you answer one more of my questions with a question, I am going to go all Tyson and bite your damned ear off

I swear to the gods that if you answer one more of my questions with a question, I am going to go all Tyson and bite your damned ear off ...

Nicole Peeler quotes: That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.

That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.

Nicole Peeler quotes: He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots - it was like he knew what I wanted more than I did.

He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots - it was like he knew what I wanted more than I did.

Nicole Peeler quotes: My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

Nicole Peeler quotes: I was with you right up until you said, 'Bring the pain.' I've only ever brought cookies, or the occasional casserole.

I was with you right up until you said, 'Bring the pain.' I've only ever brought cookies, or the occasional casserole.