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Did you just wipe your nose on me? he asked, finally.

I've not only been around the block, but I've burned the block down. At least twice.

I wasn't running now so much as stumbling quickly, panting like a geriatric lion.

You're the champion, I reminded myself. You have to fight a dragon. You're not allowed to be scared of a penis.

Your mother and I had a child because we wanted to share our love with someone, not because we wanted a nurse to take care of us in our old age.

I was pretty sure I'd just had a nerdgasm.

Then again, I threatened if my stomach got my head chopped off I'd never feed it again.

Some heroes are born. Some are made. And some are bribed with promises of food and sex.

I love you, puppy," I told him, just because I could.
"You just love my doggie style.

They were paragons of conservative propriety in public, but in private they swung like pinatas.

But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound of the shit hitting the fan.

I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony.

I muscled through the moment with my usual delicacy.

I shrieked incoherent, made up swear words as the pain stopped messing bent me over, and made me its bitch

Sorry, no. I'm Magog, and I'm a raven. Not a selkie. she said, in a singsong accent I recognized as Welsh from watching Torchwood.

It was when he was so casually clever, however, that I wanted to pickle his gherkin.

He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.

Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?"
"I can't believe you called my belly 'squidgy.' It's not squidgy, it's pillowy. And sexy!

Oh gods, Jane, the answer to all those questions is you. You turn me on; you're what I want; you make me growl.

I'd managed to snatch a few more hours of rest, which was all I needed, so I felt fine despite our marathon evening of debauchery.

The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person's plate.

So, like, Zeus was just some great big preternatural baby-daddy?

I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.

I swear to the gods that if you answer one more of my questions with a question, I am going to go all Tyson and bite your damned ear off ...

That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.

He had this domineering way about him that totally ketchuped my tater tots - it was like he knew what I wanted more than I did.

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

I was with you right up until you said, 'Bring the pain.' I've only ever brought cookies, or the occasional casserole.