Nick Pageant quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Nick Pageant

Nick Pageant Famous Quotes & Sayings

Discover top inspirational quotes from Nick Pageant on Wise Famous Quotes.

Nick Pageant quotes: Nothing says I love you like a pre- lubricated butthole.

Nothing says I love you like a pre- lubricated butthole.

Nick Pageant quotes: Now I was truly offended. "I don't read romance novels," I hissed, "I read gay fiction.

Now I was truly offended. "I don't read romance novels," I hissed, "I read gay fiction.

Nick Pageant quotes: Can we all agree that the sexiest thing in the world is a nice ass in a jockstrap? Is there anything better in creation? I think not.

Can we all agree that the sexiest thing in the world is a nice ass in a jockstrap? Is there anything better in creation? I think not.

Nick Pageant quotes: I'd have to read and escape into another world where cops don't literally mean nightstick when they say nightstick and pucker is a noun.

I'd have to read and escape into another world where cops don't literally mean nightstick when they say nightstick and pucker is a noun.

Nick Pageant quotes: Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, "Thank you, sir, and, may I have another?

Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, "Thank you, sir, and, may I have another?

Nick Pageant quotes: I held a beautiful leather-bound copy of Moby Dick in one hand and my Moby dick in the other.

I held a beautiful leather-bound copy of Moby Dick in one hand and my Moby dick in the other.

Nick Pageant quotes: I'll read anything since I'm something of a book slut.

I'll read anything since I'm something of a book slut.

Nick Pageant quotes: Don't worry, though, I'm sure you're still both tighter than the knots on a tree.

Don't worry, though, I'm sure you're still both tighter than the knots on a tree.

Nick Pageant quotes: I was one sexy, cardigan-clad HoMoFo.

I was one sexy, cardigan-clad HoMoFo.

Nick Pageant quotes: I was not raped! I had a boxing lesson! Are you both crazy?

I was not raped! I had a boxing lesson! Are you both crazy?

Nick Pageant quotes: Fine, Gran. I'll fist his ass.

Fine, Gran. I'll fist his ass.

Nick Pageant quotes: Cardigans can be very sexy.""Really? Go into the bathroom, stare into the mirror, then come back out here and tell me if you'd fuck yourself.

Cardigans can be very sexy."
"Really? Go into the bathroom, stare into the mirror, then come back out here and tell me if you'd fuck yourself.

Nick Pageant quotes: Thanks for the penis, God. I don't have the balls to be a woman.

Thanks for the penis, God. I don't have the balls to be a woman.

Nick Pageant quotes: I like trees, they will someday be books.

I like trees, they will someday be books.