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Nothing says I love you like a pre- lubricated butthole.

Now I was truly offended. "I don't read romance novels," I hissed, "I read gay fiction.

Can we all agree that the sexiest thing in the world is a nice ass in a jockstrap? Is there anything better in creation? I think not.

I'd have to read and escape into another world where cops don't literally mean nightstick when they say nightstick and pucker is a noun.

Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, "Thank you, sir, and, may I have another?

I held a beautiful leather-bound copy of Moby Dick in one hand and my Moby dick in the other.

I'll read anything since I'm something of a book slut.

Don't worry, though, I'm sure you're still both tighter than the knots on a tree.

I was one sexy, cardigan-clad HoMoFo.

I was not raped! I had a boxing lesson! Are you both crazy?

Fine, Gran. I'll fist his ass.

Cardigans can be very sexy."
"Really? Go into the bathroom, stare into the mirror, then come back out here and tell me if you'd fuck yourself.

Thanks for the penis, God. I don't have the balls to be a woman.

I like trees, they will someday be books.