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What business would judged on the first week that it's in business?

I was, like, a history major, and I minored in art and Spanish, but I found myself gravitating toward media studies as time went on.

In L.A., you really are in your car all day alone, and there's very little public life.

It was easier to know a character's point of view than it was to figure out what your point of view was.

I've decided to just keep doing Oh, Hello, where I play an older man who thinks he's very cultured. That clearly has not gone away.

Oftentimes the shows that don't work help you get it right.

I would be psyched to get a phone call from Al Sharpton. I need to find out who does his hair. It's beautiful. It's a gorgeous mane.

Go ahead and make up a ton of lies about me. That's way more interesting than pretending Wikipedia has any real information.

Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live version of Oh, Hello.

I think that the web and its various facets are incredibly useful in just building a fan base and getting your chops better.

I think my goal was just to do comedy, honestly. It still is. Whatever form that took or takes, it doesn't matter.

Although I'm a comedian, I'm also an amateur survivalist.

I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends.

I tend to play sort of douchey.

As long as it's not an easy, outdated stereotype and it comes from an interesting or emotionally driven place, then anyone can be made fun of.

There's one theory that the funnier a comic is in his act, the more mind-numbingly boring he'll be when he's not holding a microphone.

Contrary to widespread belief, I do know something about science.

I guess there should be somewhere on the Internet that feels like a source of sacred truth. But Wikipedia sure isn't it.

For me, the goal wasn't to turn the stand-up special on its head, but to do what I do specifically, and hopefully that reads as something new.

Like most lazy upper-middle-class kids, American Studies seemed like a fun way to use your knowledge of TV to get an A.

Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen.

My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don't know if they thought I was get-my-own-show funny.

I'm really into pandas right now. They're really scratching an itch for me. They're so goddamn cute.

I found, especially with stand-up, that if a premise works, you can make the joke work. If a premise doesn't work, you can't force it to.

The immediacy of public interaction is just unbeatable.

I like an otter. I like a sea lion. I like a walrus. That's my favorite version of a sea creature.

My thinking is, if we're setting out to make comedy in which nothing is off limits, then everybody is fair game.

My experience in TV is that it takes time for shows to find their way.

The one place I've seen something really come together is in editing. Sometimes you can save pieces in a way that you're really shocked.

I like to think that the stuff I do is oftentimes collaborative, so to have other people in it felt natural.

It's always weird to eat something that is a pet elsewhere.

I feel like we have so many different ways to express ourselves now, and I relish, I feel very lucky to be doing comedy.

I'm sure there are people who say like, "I was wearing weird emo eyeliner," but there's something pretty embarrassing about the jazz phase.