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N.M. Silber quotes: I like good smut,

I like good smut,

N.M. Silber quotes: Holy freaking moly! Harvard really was well endowed!

Holy freaking moly! Harvard really was well endowed!

N.M. Silber quotes: Knock-offs may look good, but they never last as long as the real thing.

Knock-offs may look good, but they never last as long as the real thing.

N.M. Silber quotes: I want more than a one-nighter with a meal plan.

I want more than a one-nighter with a meal plan.

N.M. Silber quotes: Holy shit! That dog had my vibrator!

Holy shit! That dog had my vibrator!

N.M. Silber quotes: Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" "Oh, who?" he asked, pausing. "Oh Adam?" "That's more like it.

Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" "Oh, who?" he asked, pausing. "Oh Adam?" "That's more like it.

N.M. Silber quotes: I'm not adorable," I said, feeling unreasonably irritated. "Chipmunks are adorable. I'm empowered.

I'm not adorable," I said, feeling unreasonably irritated. "Chipmunks are adorable. I'm empowered.

N.M. Silber quotes: I want to have hot, sweaty, monkey sex with you. Okay, perhaps that's too candid.

I want to have hot, sweaty, monkey sex with you. Okay, perhaps that's too candid.

N.M. Silber quotes: Fine. Will you thrust your turgid manroot into my dewy petals?

Fine. Will you thrust your turgid manroot into my dewy petals?

N.M. Silber quotes: The music came on and I was amused to hear Pitbull singing Mr. Right Now.

The music came on and I was amused to hear Pitbull singing Mr. Right Now.

N.M. Silber quotes: Passion was part of what made us human. I wanted to be more than just a lawyer. I wanted to be a human too!

Passion was part of what made us human. I wanted to be more than just a lawyer. I wanted to be a human too!

N.M. Silber quotes: I need to get out more. I'm sniffing the prosecutors.

I need to get out more. I'm sniffing the prosecutors.

N.M. Silber quotes: Just flirt with him and see what happens - those were famous last words if I ever heard them.

Just flirt with him and see what happens - those were famous last words if I ever heard them.

N.M. Silber quotes: Hey baby, do you want to hold my Whopper?

Hey baby, do you want to hold my Whopper?

N.M. Silber quotes: I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs.

I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs.

N.M. Silber quotes: I hated giving out free legal advice at parties, but at that moment, I would have drafted her will in crayon on a cocktail napkin ...

I hated giving out free legal advice at parties, but at that moment, I would have drafted her will in crayon on a cocktail napkin ...

N.M. Silber quotes: Do you want to fuck me, Adam?" I asked through gritted teeth."Is this a trick question?

Do you want to fuck me, Adam?" I asked through gritted teeth.
"Is this a trick question?

N.M. Silber quotes: Facebook page likes don't read books.

Facebook page likes don't read books.

N.M. Silber quotes: Daddy? We're the parents of a Chihuahua?" "You never know what the future holds. It would be good practice." "For when we had puppies?

Daddy? We're the parents of a Chihuahua?" "You never know what the future holds. It would be good practice." "For when we had puppies?

N.M. Silber quotes: I would rather be a real Timex than a fake Rolex.

I would rather be a real Timex than a fake Rolex.