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Moms Mabley quotes: Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.

Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.

Moms Mabley quotes: I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.

I don't want nothing old but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That's what I'm gonna do with it.

Moms Mabley quotes: A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can

A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can

Moms Mabley quotes: LOVE is like Playing Checkers. You have to know which Man to MOVE.

LOVE is like Playing Checkers. You have to know which Man to MOVE.

Moms Mabley quotes: [On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.

[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.

Moms Mabley quotes: Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.

Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.

Moms Mabley quotes: If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?

If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear?

Moms Mabley quotes: The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.

The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.

Moms Mabley quotes: Use those brains that God put in your head.

Use those brains that God put in your head.

Moms Mabley quotes: My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.

My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor's office and make people sick.

Moms Mabley quotes: It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient.

It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient.

Moms Mabley quotes: [On turning down an invitation to appear for four minutes on the Ed Sullivan Show:] Honey, it takes Moms four minutes just to get on the stage.

[On turning down an invitation to appear for four minutes on the Ed Sullivan Show:] Honey, it takes Moms four minutes just to get on the stage.

Moms Mabley quotes: Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.

Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.

Moms Mabley quotes: Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!

Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!

Moms Mabley quotes: Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children.

Black women, white women- all of them. I'm colorblind. I don't know the difference. I only know you're a human being and you're my children.

Moms Mabley quotes: You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty.

You know Moms has been accused of liking young men, and I'm guilty.