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Miranda Hart quotes: If I did better... I'd be God.

If I did better... I'd be God.

Miranda Hart quotes: Never go to the supermarket when you're hungry.' There you go. Doesn't get wiser than that. Fact.

Never go to the supermarket when you're hungry.' There you go. Doesn't get wiser than that. Fact.

Miranda Hart quotes: We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

Miranda Hart quotes: I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

Miranda Hart quotes: I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

Miranda Hart quotes: Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

Miranda Hart quotes: I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

Miranda Hart quotes: I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic.

I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic.

Miranda Hart quotes: I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I can.

I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I can.

Miranda Hart quotes: People are obviously going to mention what I look like, but it's a shame it has to be a key part. I can't just be Miranda.

People are obviously going to mention what I look like, but it's a shame it has to be a key part. I can't just be Miranda.

Miranda Hart quotes: I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.

I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.

Miranda Hart quotes: I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

Miranda Hart quotes: Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

Miranda Hart quotes: I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised.

I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised.

Miranda Hart quotes: Pessimism is my default setting.

Pessimism is my default setting.

Miranda Hart quotes: Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

Miranda Hart quotes: Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

Miranda Hart quotes: Reviews are written by people who don't understand the process of sitcom. I don't read reviews of anything. I go by word of mouth.

Reviews are written by people who don't understand the process of sitcom. I don't read reviews of anything. I go by word of mouth.

Miranda Hart quotes: No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

Miranda Hart quotes: My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

Miranda Hart quotes: I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

Miranda Hart quotes: No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

Miranda Hart quotes: Things don't have to come to you in your youth. It's fine for them to come to you when you get older. That's a motto in my household.

Things don't have to come to you in your youth. It's fine for them to come to you when you get older. That's a motto in my household.

Miranda Hart quotes: We all get given these bodies, and they're all fascinating and different ... I wouldn't want to be without the wrinkles.

We all get given these bodies, and they're all fascinating and different ... I wouldn't want to be without the wrinkles.

Miranda Hart quotes: You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

Miranda Hart quotes: I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.

I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.

Miranda Hart quotes: Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

Miranda Hart quotes: My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

Miranda Hart quotes: About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do.

About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do.

Miranda Hart quotes: I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

Miranda Hart quotes: It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.

It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.

Miranda Hart quotes: My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends.' And Goran Ivanisevic.

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends.' And Goran Ivanisevic.

Miranda Hart quotes: I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping.

I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping.

Miranda Hart quotes: Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time.

Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time.

Miranda Hart quotes: I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18.

I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18.

Miranda Hart quotes: You want comedic themes to be recogniseable life truths that we all battle with, and with that comes the healing properties of comedy.

You want comedic themes to be recogniseable life truths that we all battle with, and with that comes the healing properties of comedy.

Miranda Hart quotes: Art is subjective and art as a form of entertainment escapism is as high art as any.

Art is subjective and art as a form of entertainment escapism is as high art as any.

Miranda Hart quotes: It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.

It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.

Miranda Hart quotes: People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone else is as idiotic as I am.'

People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone else is as idiotic as I am.'

Miranda Hart quotes: My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.

Miranda Hart quotes: I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

Miranda Hart quotes: Writing humour certainly involves pain. A sitcom is 6 months of writing pain!

Writing humour certainly involves pain. A sitcom is 6 months of writing pain!

Miranda Hart quotes: I kiss, but I don't tell.

I kiss, but I don't tell.

Miranda Hart quotes: Have I finally convinced you that it's always best to be who you are?

Have I finally convinced you that it's always best to be who you are?

Miranda Hart quotes: Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

Miranda Hart quotes: I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.

I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.