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Michael O'Leary quotes: If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.

If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.

Michael O'Leary quotes: Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

Michael O'Leary quotes: Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.

Michael O'Leary quotes: I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares?

I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares?

Michael O'Leary quotes: She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

Michael O'Leary quotes: All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

Michael O'Leary quotes: The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

Michael O'Leary quotes: Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

Michael O'Leary quotes: Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"

Michael O'Leary quotes: Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

Michael O'Leary quotes: I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

Michael O'Leary quotes: People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

Michael O'Leary quotes: We think they should pay â‚¬60 for being so stupid.

We think they should pay â‚¬60 for being so stupid.

Michael O'Leary quotes: Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

Michael O'Leary quotes: We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

Michael O'Leary quotes: It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

Michael O'Leary quotes: We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

Michael O'Leary quotes: In Sussex, if it's not the Devil that makes an appearance, then it's likely to be a dragon.

In Sussex, if it's not the Devil that makes an appearance, then it's likely to be a dragon.

Michael O'Leary quotes: The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

Michael O'Leary quotes: Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

Michael O'Leary quotes: Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

Michael O'Leary quotes: Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.

Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.

Michael O'Leary quotes: University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

Michael O'Leary quotes: I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite

I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite

Michael O'Leary quotes: One of the weaknesses of the company now is it is a bit cheap and cheerful and overly nasty, and that reflects my personality.

One of the weaknesses of the company now is it is a bit cheap and cheerful and overly nasty, and that reflects my personality.

Michael O'Leary quotes: I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

Michael O'Leary quotes: We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.