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If drink sales are falling off, we get the pilots to engineer a bit of turbulence. That usually spikes sales.

Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

Ryanair's biggest achievement? Bringing low fares to Europe and still lowering em. Biggest failure? Hiring me.

I'm probably just an obnoxious little bollocks. Who cares?

She's coming here with Aer Lingus.

All flights are fuelled with Leprechaun wee and my bullshit!

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

Code-sharing, alliances, and connections are all about "how do we screw the poor customer for more money?"

Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

We think they should pay â‚¬60 for being so stupid.

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

It reminds me of two drunks leaning on each other.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

In Sussex, if it's not the Devil that makes an appearance, then it's likely to be a dragon.

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

Germans will crawl bollock-naked over broken glass to get low fares.

University is the best couple of years of your life. Nowhere else can you drink and chase as many birds.

I'm disrespectful towards authority. I think the prime minister of Ireland is a gobshite

One of the weaknesses of the company now is it is a bit cheap and cheerful and overly nasty, and that reflects my personality.

I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.

We need more people to go into business and fewer wasting our lives becoming bureaucrats and civil servants.