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Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.

Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Licorice is the liver of candy.

Licorice is the liver of candy.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: The true essence of comedy is a baby seal hunt.

The true essence of comedy is a baby seal hunt.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: I don't think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen's head to explode.

I don't think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen's head to explode.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.

Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and strange event. You never get a peek at the whole will.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Insects are my secret fear. That's what terrifies me more than anything - insects.

Insects are my secret fear. That's what terrifies me more than anything - insects.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Surely there must be a better gift God could have given us than life?

Surely there must be a better gift God could have given us than life?

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Sometimes you have to be cruel ... in order to be even crueler.

Sometimes you have to be cruel ... in order to be even crueler.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Amazing products, cats. And real simple to manufacture.

Amazing products, cats. And real simple to manufacture.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: I try to attack all races and creeds, except the Irish. Clearly they are closest to the angels and don't deserve abuse. But the others have it coming.

I try to attack all races and creeds, except the Irish. Clearly they are closest to the angels and don't deserve abuse. But the others have it coming.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

Television doesn't want to admit it has those dreadful roach ads on anyway.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.

Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.

Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside.

Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: You only live once and, usually, not even then.

You only live once and, usually, not even then.

Michael O'Donoghue quotes: I think therapy interferes with the creative process. It takes off the edge.

I think therapy interferes with the creative process. It takes off the edge.