Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that ...

The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead. (Michael Ian Black)

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Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Michael Ian Black Quotes: The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months ... and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.