Maureen Lipman Quotes

Top 11 wise famous quotes and sayings by Maureen Lipman

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Maureen Lipman quotes: What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations. What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.
Maureen Lipman quotes: Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge. Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.
Maureen Lipman quotes: As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do. As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.
Maureen Lipman quotes: Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went. Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.
Maureen Lipman quotes: My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes. My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.
Maureen Lipman quotes: Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth. Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.
Maureen Lipman quotes: A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon. A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.
Maureen Lipman quotes: I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I. I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.
Maureen Lipman quotes: I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation. I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.