Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss. ...

If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss. (Matthew Norman)

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Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.

Matthew Norman Quotes: If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.