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Hookers have to deliver on their promise ... unlike politicians.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

In retrospect, come to think of it, isn't everything seen in retrospect?

It could be worse... It could be raining

I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

I can't believe my eyes.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Money can't buy poverty.

He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.