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Mark Russell quotes: I try not to speak to critics. It only encourages them.-Snagglepuss

I try not to speak to critics. It only encourages them.
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Mark Russell quotes: If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.

Mark Russell quotes: You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

Mark Russell quotes: A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.

Mark Russell quotes: People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.

Mark Russell quotes: I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.

Mark Russell quotes: I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.

Mark Russell quotes: The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!

The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!

Mark Russell quotes: Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.

Mark Russell quotes: You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.

Mark Russell quotes: The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.

Mark Russell quotes: The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

Mark Russell quotes: Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.

Mark Russell quotes: I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

Mark Russell quotes: We're just moving along as quick as possible.

We're just moving along as quick as possible.

Mark Russell quotes: The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

Mark Russell quotes: If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.