Louise Rennison Quotes
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Louise Rennison Famous Quotes & Sayings
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You STUPID stupid girl. Honestly, you have done some stupid stupid things in your time, but this takes the biscuit of stupidity.
Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?
I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don't have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I'll be a bloke, they don't have to make sense either.
Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.
I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework.
Dave said, "Tarts' wardrobe?" "Loos." Dave said with sort of admirationosity in his voice, "Outstanding" midnight
You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?'
'Look, shut up, people might hear.'
'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?
'Look, shut up, people might hear.'
'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.
Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?
Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes!
I suppose this is what life will be like for me - never having a boyfriend, always just living through others
I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson
I said with great dignosity, Father, I am afraid I can't discuss my private life with you as I have a date with Lord of the Flies.
What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.
Lord of the Flies is so boring ... and so weird. I always thought boys were very very strange, but I didn't think they would start eating each other.
I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.
But I can be a very kind and caring person, especially if I am about three thousand miles away in a different country.
How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here."
Then she lay down on the floor.
Then she lay down on the floor.
I know there is an unseen power at work of which we have little comprehension, but I don't really feel I can consult with Jesus about my basoomas.
I said to Mum, Vati is very very like David Beckham, isn't he? Apart from being porky, heavily bearded and crap at football.
I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.
Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak his freedom!!
When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.
The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.
I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.
I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.
When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image.
Christ what an image.
He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
Better start planning my wardrobe for the Luuurve trail. What do the Hamburgese wear?
Cowboy hats, I suppose.
Cowboy hats, I suppose.
Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks.