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You STUPID stupid girl. Honestly, you have done some stupid stupid things in your time, but this takes the biscuit of stupidity.

Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?

I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being

I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don't have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I'll be a bloke, they don't have to make sense either.

You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!

Do you miss your dad?" And I said: "Who?

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

I am a pop widow.

He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.

This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.

So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.

It was like being in an exciting movie, except I didn't know whether it was a romance or a comedy.

He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty.

poo parlor division" instead of "loo.

I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework.

Who knows what goes on in my mind? I will be the last to know. Even

Dave said, "Tarts' wardrobe?" "Loos." Dave said with sort of admirationosity in his voice, "Outstanding" midnight

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?'
'Look, shut up, people might hear.'
'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?

I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes!

You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.

Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?

Still, a really heavy period should cheer me up.

I suppose this is what life will be like for me - never having a boyfriend, always just living through others

All boys are swines. They snog you and dump you. Or lick your face. Or put bats in your mouth.

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!'
'I don't know, a bowl?'
'Non ... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!

I am so depressed and bored I may even have to do some homework.

I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson

I said with great dignosity, Father, I am afraid I can't discuss my private life with you as I have a date with Lord of the Flies.

What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.

Lord of the Flies is so boring ... and so weird. I always thought boys were very very strange, but I didn't think they would start eating each other.

I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.

But I can be a very kind and caring person, especially if I am about three thousand miles away in a different country.

I'm a real Luddite.

Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.

And that's when it fell off in my hand

How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?

If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here."
Then she lay down on the floor.

I know there is an unseen power at work of which we have little comprehension, but I don't really feel I can consult with Jesus about my basoomas.

I am not an ice cream come! I am a human being!

Don't jab each other with courgettes, boys.

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?

As I have said with huge wisdomosity many times, boys the world over are a bloody mystery.

I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!

I said to Mum, Vati is very very like David Beckham, isn't he? Apart from being porky, heavily bearded and crap at football.

How do you make yourself not like someone?

I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.

Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak his freedom!!

Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your dad?' and I said, 'Who?

Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.

The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.

She who laughs last laughs the laughingest.

Look, I can't go out with you, because ... because ... because I'm a lesbian.

I care too much for people. I am a bit like Jesus. Only not so heavily bearded.

I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.

Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.

As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

I don't think their mummy and daddy told them they were little sunbeams for Jesus.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.

When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image.

He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.

Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do.

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Better start planning my wardrobe for the Luuurve trail. What do the Hamburgese wear?
Cowboy hats, I suppose.

What do you do with Sex Gods? Besides snog and worship them, I mean.

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.

Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks.

Does it matter that the sausages are local? I'm just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema with them.

What in the name of Buddha's bra is he going on about now?

P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs.
P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.