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Louise Rennison quotes: You STUPID stupid girl. Honestly, you have done some stupid stupid things in your time, but this takes the biscuit of stupidity. You STUPID stupid girl. Honestly, you have done some stupid stupid things in your time, but this takes the biscuit of stupidity.
Louise Rennison quotes: Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him. Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.
Louise Rennison quotes: Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties? Unbelievable! I said, What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?
Louise Rennison quotes: I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being
Louise Rennison quotes: I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don't have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I'll be a bloke, they don't have to make I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don't have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I'll be a bloke, they don't have to make sense either.
Louise Rennison quotes: You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets! You make me laugh like a loon on loon tablets!
Louise Rennison quotes: Do you miss your dad?" And I said: "Who? Do you miss your dad?" And I said: "Who?
Louise Rennison quotes: Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them. Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.
Louise Rennison quotes: I am a pop widow. I am a pop widow.
Louise Rennison quotes: He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head. He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.
Louise Rennison quotes: This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'. This soft grass suggests 'softness' to me, but also at the same time 'lying-down-ness'.
Louise Rennison quotes: So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian. So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.
Louise Rennison quotes: It was like being in an exciting movie, except I didn't know whether it was a romance or a comedy. It was like being in an exciting movie, except I didn't know whether it was a romance or a comedy.
Louise Rennison quotes: He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty. He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty.
Louise Rennison quotes: poo parlor division" instead of "loo. poo parlor division" instead of "loo.
Louise Rennison quotes: I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework. I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework.
Louise Rennison quotes: Who knows what goes on in my mind? I will be the last to know. Even Who knows what goes on in my mind? I will be the last to know. Even
Louise Rennison quotes: Dave said, "Tarts' wardrobe?" "Loos." Dave said with sort of admirationosity in his voice, "Outstanding" midnight Dave said, "Tarts' wardrobe?" "Loos." Dave said with sort of admirationosity in his voice, "Outstanding" midnight
Louise Rennison quotes: Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on
Louise Rennison quotes: You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?''Look, shut up, people might hear.''What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone? You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?'
'Look, shut up, people might hear.'
'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?
Louise Rennison quotes: I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen. I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.
Louise Rennison quotes: Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?
Louise Rennison quotes: Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied. Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.
Louise Rennison quotes: Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes! Shakespeare is just some bloke who keeps ranting "what light trough yonder window breaks" its the moon for god sakes!
Louise Rennison quotes: You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick. You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.
Louise Rennison quotes: Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away? Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?
Louise Rennison quotes: Still, a really heavy period should cheer me up. Still, a really heavy period should cheer me up.
Louise Rennison quotes: I suppose this is what life will be like for me - never having a boyfriend, always just living through others I suppose this is what life will be like for me - never having a boyfriend, always just living through others
Louise Rennison quotes: All boys are swines. They snog you and dump you. Or lick your face. Or put bats in your mouth. All boys are swines. They snog you and dump you. Or lick your face. Or put bats in your mouth.
Louise Rennison quotes: Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!''I don't know, a bowl?''Non ... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants! Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!'
'I don't know, a bowl?'
'Non ... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!
Louise Rennison quotes: I am so depressed and bored I may even have to do some homework. I am so depressed and bored I may even have to do some homework.
Louise Rennison quotes: I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson
Louise Rennison quotes: I said with great dignosity, Father, I am afraid I can't discuss my private life with you as I have a date with Lord of the Flies. I said with great dignosity, Father, I am afraid I can't discuss my private life with you as I have a date with Lord of the Flies.
Louise Rennison quotes: What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them. What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.
Louise Rennison quotes: Lord of the Flies is so boring ... and so weird. I always thought boys were very very strange, but I didn't think they would start eating each other. Lord of the Flies is so boring ... and so weird. I always thought boys were very very strange, but I didn't think they would start eating each other.
Louise Rennison quotes: I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them. I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.
Louise Rennison quotes: But I can be a very kind and caring person, especially if I am about three thousand miles away in a different country. But I can be a very kind and caring person, especially if I am about three thousand miles away in a different country.
Louise Rennison quotes: I'm a real Luddite. I'm a real Luddite.
Louise Rennison quotes: Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind. Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.
Louise Rennison quotes: And that's when it fell off in my hand And that's when it fell off in my hand
Louise Rennison quotes: How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea? How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?
Louise Rennison quotes: If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me! If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!
Louise Rennison quotes: At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here."Then she lay down on the floor. At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here."
Then she lay down on the floor.
Louise Rennison quotes: I know there is an unseen power at work of which we have little comprehension, but I don't really feel I can consult with Jesus about my basoomas. I know there is an unseen power at work of which we have little comprehension, but I don't really feel I can consult with Jesus about my basoomas.
Louise Rennison quotes: I am not an ice cream come! I am a human being! I am not an ice cream come! I am a human being!
Louise Rennison quotes: Don't jab each other with courgettes, boys. Don't jab each other with courgettes, boys.
Louise Rennison quotes: Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away. Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.
Louise Rennison quotes: This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel? This is the first day of the rest of my life. So why is my hair sticking up like a cockerel?
Louise Rennison quotes: As I have said with huge wisdomosity many times, boys the world over are a bloody mystery. As I have said with huge wisdomosity many times, boys the world over are a bloody mystery.
Louise Rennison quotes: I can't believe the poo-osity of my life! I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!
Louise Rennison quotes: I said to Mum, Vati is very very like David Beckham, isn't he? Apart from being porky, heavily bearded and crap at football. I said to Mum, Vati is very very like David Beckham, isn't he? Apart from being porky, heavily bearded and crap at football.
Louise Rennison quotes: How do you make yourself not like someone? How do you make yourself not like someone?
Louise Rennison quotes: I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate. I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.
Louise Rennison quotes: Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak his freedom!! Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak his freedom!!
Louise Rennison quotes: Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your dad?' and I said, 'Who? Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your dad?' and I said, 'Who?
Louise Rennison quotes: Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me. Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.
Louise Rennison quotes: When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior. When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.
Louise Rennison quotes: Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter. Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.
Louise Rennison quotes: The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons. The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.
Louise Rennison quotes: Vaisey looked like a startled earwig. Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.
Louise Rennison quotes: She who laughs last laughs the laughingest. She who laughs last laughs the laughingest.
Louise Rennison quotes: Look, I can't go out with you, because ... because ... because I'm a lesbian. Look, I can't go out with you, because ... because ... because I'm a lesbian.
Louise Rennison quotes: I care too much for people. I am a bit like Jesus. Only not so heavily bearded. I care too much for people. I am a bit like Jesus. Only not so heavily bearded.
Louise Rennison quotes: I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord. I am exhausted by trying to get along with the Lord.
Louise Rennison quotes: Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it. Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.
Louise Rennison quotes: As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard. As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.
Louise Rennison quotes: I don't think their mummy and daddy told them they were little sunbeams for Jesus. I don't think their mummy and daddy told them they were little sunbeams for Jesus.
Louise Rennison quotes: I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already. I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.
Louise Rennison quotes: I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it. I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.
Louise Rennison quotes: I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers. I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.
Louise Rennison quotes: When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'Christ what an image. When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image.
Louise Rennison quotes: He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine. He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.
Louise Rennison quotes: Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do. Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do.
Louise Rennison quotes: He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You. He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.
Louise Rennison quotes: He who laughs last laughs the laughiest. He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.
Louise Rennison quotes: Better start planning my wardrobe for the Luuurve trail. What do the Hamburgese wear? Cowboy hats, I suppose. Better start planning my wardrobe for the Luuurve trail. What do the Hamburgese wear?
Cowboy hats, I suppose.
Louise Rennison quotes: What do you do with Sex Gods? Besides snog and worship them, I mean. What do you do with Sex Gods? Besides snog and worship them, I mean.
Louise Rennison quotes: Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers. Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
Louise Rennison quotes: Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks. Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, Blimey, and also, what larks.
Louise Rennison quotes: Does it matter that the sausages are local? I'm just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema with them. Does it matter that the sausages are local? I'm just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema with them.
Louise Rennison quotes: What in the name of Buddha's bra is he going on about now? What in the name of Buddha's bra is he going on about now?
Louise Rennison quotes: P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs.P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way. P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs.
P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.
Louise Rennison quotes: Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths. Some things in life are not pleasant but they have to be done. For instance, German and maths.
Louise Rennison quotes: What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about? What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?
Louise Rennison quotes: Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus
Louise Rennison quotes: A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger. A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.
Louise Rennison quotes: When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made. When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.

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