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Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.

You found a pen?" "No, but I have a can of Cheez Whiz. I'll write your number on the counter with it, then find a pen and copy it.

As the morning wore on, she was grateful

An accident of birth had signed her death warrant.
He could mark her name off his to-do list.

Don't kiss me," she said warningly.
"I don't intend to," he replied, smiling a little. "I don't have my whip and chair with me.

The lessons learned hardest were the lessons learned best.

because there may be a few coincidences in life, but none in crime. Everything has a motive.

Jason is one of those people who is like a Slinky; you always smile when you think of watching him fall down the stairs.

No matter how many orgasms you have, if you have any common sense to begin with, it always comes back.

I don't argue, waste of time and effort. I listen to opinions, though

Pleasure was a siren, luring her to experience more

It takes strength to participate in life.

Her eyes were raw, burning with the hell inside her.

There was no going back...because some roads you just couldn't travel again.

Do you like her?

Unfortunately, what should or should not be had no relation to what was.

Death isn't peaceful; it is just nothing. Everything is gone. No more sunrises, no more hopes, no more fears. Nothing.

Women, music, beer, and pie. Rurik, you're just an all-American guy.

XEROX AND WURLITZER HAVE ANNOUNCED THEY
WILL MERGE TO MARKET REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS

So do I, Mrs. Hardy. Six o'clock, then.

I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder.

excitement of it. He'd been the golden boy,

The magazine said to blend. Daisy blended for all she was worth, trying to spread that dark stuff around.

She had learned never to look back, never to give fate a second chance to kick her in the teeth.

Why is it when a man gets mad, he's aaangry, but when a woman gets mad, it's just a tantrum? She paused, struck by what he'd said.

Sudden, hell. I've been hard for two months.

You have underwear."
"I'm glad you enjoyed it. Did you try it on?"
"Nah. Just rubbed it against my face.

She had always enjoyed her sense of being alone, envisioning herself as a ball that rolled through life, bumping into other lives but not stopping.

Do you want romantic? I can try. I'm more of a see-it, want-it, go-for-it type of guy, and I did: see you, want you, go for you. Her

I told you, we haven't had sex! It was just a kiss. Like the Viper was just a car, and Mount
Everest was just a hill.

No matter how much damage he had done, he hadn't won.

She was holding her breath, waiting to start living.

REQUIRED TO TAKE A COMBINATION OF GINKGO AND VIAGRA, SO YOU CAN REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING.

You remember the 'be quiet' part of the rules? Embrace it.

What are you doing?" she cried in protest.
"Playing," he said, the single word rough, almost guttural.

She went through the days silent and numb, coming alive only with hatred...

He supposed he knew, rationally, that she wasn't the prettiest woman in the world, but if his eyes saw any imperfections, his heart didn't care.

I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

His mouth was hot and hungry, and he kissed the way no man should kiss and still be allowed to run free.

It's not the heat," came his return mutter. "It's a critical buildup of sperm".

Good God." he said incredulously. "You've got a black belt in purse attack, that's for damn sure.

That was the thing about cats; even the scruffiest one was convinced of its innate superiority.

Anything over eight is strictly for show-and-tell

If your hero is a firefighter, your heroine better be an arsonist.

I have a rule: Walk out, crawl back. If a man does the first, then he has to do the second to get back on good terms with me.

Are you making fun of my hero complex?'

Yeah.

He needed a woman. Bad.

Oh, is that what's in the box? You threw my engagement ring at me?

Everything feels like the end of the world, and you can't reason with someone who can't see tomorrow.

He was gone, but she wasn't free of him.

Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now.

Sweeney: I can just see all you tough young soldiers cuddling together.
Richard: Not cuddling, huddling. There's a difference.

She shook her head, as if she couldn't

The world was divided into two groups: those who showered at night, and those who showered in the morning.

Know why PMS is called PMS?" "Don't you dare," she threatened. "Only women can tell PMS jokes." "Because 'mad cow disease' was already taken.

Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.

Then I added a dash of salt, which counteracts the natural bitterness of coffee,

She felt oddly safe with him, though not safe from him.

If death turned out to be a lack of being rather than a lack of consciousness, well, then, that sucked.

You can't miss what you've never had.

He had destroyed her, so why couldn't she destroy him in return?

Payback was always hell, wasn't it?

Orgasms, for her, had been what she faked with a man and provided herself when she was alone,

...hurting was better than dying.

It was amazing how flowers could grow in the damnedest places, but the Devlin weed patch had sprouted quite a wildflower in Faith.

She hadn't been broken; she'd been furious and hurt, but never broken...

Cows are the Devil's handmaidens.

Women were always complications, bless their perverse little hearts.

Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.