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Every Dog Has A Day But A Cat Has 365

A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta?

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

She had white cat hair on her dark suit, she was a dedicated cat hugger.

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

Meanwhile, news has been leaked to the press that the Hero of Drummond Street will be pictured on the cover of a national magazine, nude.

No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity.

We designed the house to go with her looks.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

I'm a gypsy at heart," Qwilleran said. "Home is where I hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode. See you tonight.

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Nothing can scatter like 3 Siamese cats better than 2 Siamese cats.

spread the rumor and, before anyone knows, it's a fact

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

My days keep getting shorter. When I'm a hundred, I'll be going to bed before I get up.

One should be able to say anything to a close friend, he reflected, and yet part of friendship was knowing what not to say and when not to say it,

People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.

If you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Cats are fond of mooning.

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.