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Lia Habel quotes: You think so,hmm? It's on, then. Verbal pistols at dawn.

You think so,hmm? It's on, then. Verbal pistols at dawn.

Lia Habel quotes: I let her ask the questions. Predictably, the main questions she had were 'What?' and 'Am I going to be on the menu?' Oh, and 'What?

I let her ask the questions. Predictably, the main questions she had were 'What?' and 'Am I going to be on the menu?' Oh, and 'What?

Lia Habel quotes: I felt like crawling off and finding a way to kick myself in the rear. One twist of the leg, might not be too hard.

I felt like crawling off and finding a way to kick myself in the rear. One twist of the leg, might not be too hard.

Lia Habel quotes: Trying, trying, always trying. Trying was my life. I was guaranteed nothing.

Trying, trying, always trying. Trying was my life. I was guaranteed nothing.

Lia Habel quotes: Merry Christmas, Medication for all!

Merry Christmas, Medication for all!

Lia Habel quotes: Never again would I let that foul woman trick me into a carriage.

Never again would I let that foul woman trick me into a carriage.

Lia Habel quotes: You get the back of a truck or a blind date with a bullet.

You get the back of a truck or a blind date with a bullet.

Lia Habel quotes: Real ladies can give orders, Real gentlemen can take them, and Real zombies don't eat brains.

Real ladies can give orders, Real gentlemen can take them, and Real zombies don't eat brains.

Lia Habel quotes: I want to go home," she whispered to me. "Forget that last speech, I want to go home.

I want to go home," she whispered to me. "Forget that last speech, I want to go home.

Lia Habel quotes: On the last page he'd written simply, She's so beautiful.

On the last page he'd written simply, She's so beautiful.

Lia Habel quotes: I was a moron-a complete moron. A loser of the highest caliber.

I was a moron-a complete moron. A loser of the highest caliber.

Lia Habel quotes: That would have been the end of it, book Z in the series, nothing left to do but mourn, or curse her into the afterlife.

That would have been the end of it, book Z in the series, nothing left to do but mourn, or curse her into the afterlife.

Lia Habel quotes: All the while I rattled off a long list of curses in the soundproofed room of my mind.

All the while I rattled off a long list of curses in the soundproofed room of my mind.

Lia Habel quotes: I was going to have to kill him. It was a crying shame, but I was going to have to. It was a matter of principle.

I was going to have to kill him. It was a crying shame, but I was going to have to. It was a matter of principle.

Lia Habel quotes: You're a zombie. If you're not missing body parts, you're doing it wrong!

You're a zombie. If you're not missing body parts, you're doing it wrong!

Lia Habel quotes: We adhere to the principle 'what they don't know won't hurt them.

We adhere to the principle 'what they don't know won't hurt them.

Lia Habel quotes: If you go off on her, you'd better record it, you know. Video, not just audio. Or it didn't happen as far as I'm concerned.

If you go off on her, you'd better record it, you know. Video, not just audio. Or it didn't happen as far as I'm concerned.

Lia Habel quotes: I'd never had the chance to experiment before, but it seemed that irrational screaming was enough to make most people scram. Whodathunk?

I'd never had the chance to experiment before, but it seemed that irrational screaming was enough to make most people scram. Whodathunk?

Lia Habel quotes: Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality!

Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality!

Lia Habel quotes: Boy, I am going to feed you to the infected myself, Michael growled. I think he almost made my brother cry. Good.

Boy, I am going to feed you to the infected myself, Michael growled. I think he almost made my brother cry. Good.

Lia Habel quotes: Keep this in mind, though: one false move and the teddy gets it!

Keep this in mind, though: one false move and the teddy gets it!

Lia Habel quotes: You're about the stupidest thing on two legs.

You're about the stupidest thing on two legs.

Lia Habel quotes: I want him to explain a few things to me, before I beat the prion-whatevers out of him.

I want him to explain a few things to me, before I beat the prion-whatevers out of him.

Lia Habel quotes: I know I won't be there for every part of your life, but I'd like you to be there for every part of mine. I do.

I know I won't be there for every part of your life, but I'd like you to be there for every part of mine. I do.

Lia Habel quotes: Oh, goody," Chas whispered. "I hate going to the doctor. I'd rather be back underground in the water playing Ophelia.

Oh, goody," Chas whispered. "I hate going to the doctor. I'd rather be back underground in the water playing Ophelia.

Lia Habel quotes: I was terribly, painfully present in the world, and so far removed from it.

I was terribly, painfully present in the world, and so far removed from it.

Lia Habel quotes: You killed me! That's not something you can ever apologize for!""Well,then,I'm not sorry.""You son of a-""Hey, you leave her out of this.

You killed me! That's not something you can ever apologize for!"
"Well,then,I'm not sorry."
"You son of a-"
"Hey, you leave her out of this.

Lia Habel quotes: Chalk one up to ingenuity.

Chalk one up to ingenuity.

Lia Habel quotes: See, they say it's 'survival of the fittest', but you and I really know that it's 'survival of the most heavily armed

See, they say it's 'survival of the fittest', but you and I really know that it's 'survival of the most heavily armed

Lia Habel quotes: What about mold," Tom reminded her. "Fuzziness on a girl is never attractive.

What about mold," Tom reminded her. "Fuzziness on a girl is never attractive.

Lia Habel quotes: If my heart had feet, it would have been up the staircase before the rest of me.

If my heart had feet, it would have been up the staircase before the rest of me.

Lia Habel quotes: But ... ah ... not that I'm on your side now or anything, but you haven't exactly got a lot of time for drama of this quality.

But ... ah ... not that I'm on your side now or anything, but you haven't exactly got a lot of time for drama of this quality.

Lia Habel quotes: Nora, I just don't want you to become so obsessed with the present that you can't see the future.

Nora, I just don't want you to become so obsessed with the present that you can't see the future.

Lia Habel quotes: Care to apologize to the lady scumbag?" Bram asked angrily."Shut up, deadmeat. Turn on the screen

Care to apologize to the lady scumbag?" Bram asked angrily.
"Shut up, deadmeat. Turn on the screen

Lia Habel quotes: Besides, if you're sick, I'm on life support. As wrong as that joke is.

Besides, if you're sick, I'm on life support. As wrong as that joke is.

Lia Habel quotes: If I never see you again, I shall die happy.

If I never see you again, I shall die happy.

Lia Habel quotes: No. No more surprises. No more secrets. Or so help me, I will rip off your own leg and beat you with it.

No. No more surprises. No more secrets. Or so help me, I will rip off your own leg and beat you with it.

Lia Habel quotes: As he puts it, he was reborn in a coal chute, so he can't look down on anyone now.

As he puts it, he was reborn in a coal chute, so he can't look down on anyone now.

Lia Habel quotes: It's not like I enjoy introducing myself as a creature from beyond the grave.

It's not like I enjoy introducing myself as a creature from beyond the grave.

Lia Habel quotes: Those were the most tortuous two months of my short and uninteresting life.

Those were the most tortuous two months of my short and uninteresting life.

Lia Habel quotes: You know he's full of crap, right?" Chas spoke up."Grade A, gourmet crap," Coalhouse agreed.

You know he's full of crap, right?" Chas spoke up.
"Grade A, gourmet crap," Coalhouse agreed.

Lia Habel quotes: I hope there are zombie sharks in there and they bite you and you die!

I hope there are zombie sharks in there and they bite you and you die!

Lia Habel quotes: Once more Isambard looked completely terrified. Twice in one night! This was going to be a diary entry for the ages.

Once more Isambard looked completely terrified. Twice in one night! This was going to be a diary entry for the ages.

Lia Habel quotes: Besides that, she's a fine young lady.""I'll be sure to remind her of that next time she starts yelling at us.

Besides that, she's a fine young lady."
"I'll be sure to remind her of that next time she starts yelling at us.