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You think so,hmm? It's on, then. Verbal pistols at dawn.

I let her ask the questions. Predictably, the main questions she had were 'What?' and 'Am I going to be on the menu?' Oh, and 'What?

I felt like crawling off and finding a way to kick myself in the rear. One twist of the leg, might not be too hard.

Trying, trying, always trying. Trying was my life. I was guaranteed nothing.

Merry Christmas, Medication for all!

Never again would I let that foul woman trick me into a carriage.

You get the back of a truck or a blind date with a bullet.

Real ladies can give orders, Real gentlemen can take them, and Real zombies don't eat brains.

I want to go home," she whispered to me. "Forget that last speech, I want to go home.

On the last page he'd written simply, She's so beautiful.

I was a moron-a complete moron. A loser of the highest caliber.

That would have been the end of it, book Z in the series, nothing left to do but mourn, or curse her into the afterlife.

All the while I rattled off a long list of curses in the soundproofed room of my mind.

I was going to have to kill him. It was a crying shame, but I was going to have to. It was a matter of principle.

You're a zombie. If you're not missing body parts, you're doing it wrong!

We adhere to the principle 'what they don't know won't hurt them.

If you go off on her, you'd better record it, you know. Video, not just audio. Or it didn't happen as far as I'm concerned.

I'd never had the chance to experiment before, but it seemed that irrational screaming was enough to make most people scram. Whodathunk?

Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality!

Boy, I am going to feed you to the infected myself, Michael growled. I think he almost made my brother cry. Good.

Keep this in mind, though: one false move and the teddy gets it!

You're about the stupidest thing on two legs.

I want him to explain a few things to me, before I beat the prion-whatevers out of him.

I know I won't be there for every part of your life, but I'd like you to be there for every part of mine. I do.

Oh, goody," Chas whispered. "I hate going to the doctor. I'd rather be back underground in the water playing Ophelia.

I was terribly, painfully present in the world, and so far removed from it.

You killed me! That's not something you can ever apologize for!"
"Well,then,I'm not sorry."
"You son of a-"
"Hey, you leave her out of this.

Chalk one up to ingenuity.

See, they say it's 'survival of the fittest', but you and I really know that it's 'survival of the most heavily armed

What about mold," Tom reminded her. "Fuzziness on a girl is never attractive.

If my heart had feet, it would have been up the staircase before the rest of me.

But ... ah ... not that I'm on your side now or anything, but you haven't exactly got a lot of time for drama of this quality.

Nora, I just don't want you to become so obsessed with the present that you can't see the future.

Care to apologize to the lady scumbag?" Bram asked angrily.
"Shut up, deadmeat. Turn on the screen

Besides, if you're sick, I'm on life support. As wrong as that joke is.

If I never see you again, I shall die happy.

No. No more surprises. No more secrets. Or so help me, I will rip off your own leg and beat you with it.

As he puts it, he was reborn in a coal chute, so he can't look down on anyone now.

It's not like I enjoy introducing myself as a creature from beyond the grave.

Those were the most tortuous two months of my short and uninteresting life.

You know he's full of crap, right?" Chas spoke up.
"Grade A, gourmet crap," Coalhouse agreed.

I hope there are zombie sharks in there and they bite you and you die!

Once more Isambard looked completely terrified. Twice in one night! This was going to be a diary entry for the ages.

Besides that, she's a fine young lady."
"I'll be sure to remind her of that next time she starts yelling at us.