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Leslie Nielsen quotes: There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.

I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

Leslie Nielsen quotes: It's been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I'm finally getting to do what I really wanted to do.

It's been dawning on me slowly that for the past 35 years I have been cast against type, and I'm finally getting to do what I really wanted to do.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.

Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.

Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.

When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Don't call me Shirley!

Don't call me Shirley!

Leslie Nielsen quotes: I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account.

I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!

Any sport that comes from Scotland is good!

Leslie Nielsen quotes: I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Shirley! Don't call me Shirley!

Shirley! Don't call me Shirley!

Leslie Nielsen quotes: The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.

The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it.

I love comedy and I hope I never stop doing it.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished.

Doing nothing is very hard to do ... you never know when you're finished.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.

I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: It was a boy's name first.

It was a boy's name first.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Leslie Nielsen quotes: Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.

Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.