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Karl Pilkington quotes: This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story. This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I don't think I've ever felt this lost, even in Wales. I don't think I've ever felt this lost, even in Wales.
Karl Pilkington quotes: The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then. The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot ... Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot ...
Karl Pilkington quotes: I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Kids are like farts in that way. They never seem to bother the owner as much as they bother everyone else. Kids are like farts in that way. They never seem to bother the owner as much as they bother everyone else.
Karl Pilkington quotes: [Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful. [Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it. Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me. I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
Karl Pilkington quotes: You never see an old man eating a Twix You never see an old man eating a Twix
Karl Pilkington quotes: Could the world fall? Could the world fall?
Karl Pilkington quotes: A slug is always on its own. It is a lonely insect. A slug is always on its own. It is a lonely insect.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things. I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually. I never buy a piece of art. I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually.
Karl Pilkington quotes: If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared. If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice. I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good. Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
Karl Pilkington quotes: My brain's just full of passwords. My brain's just full of passwords.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Stop looking at the walls, look out the window. Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
Karl Pilkington quotes: If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing
Karl Pilkington quotes: I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too. I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe. Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I don't know what I'm meant to do. I'm not important, am I? I'm not doing anything that makes a difference. I don't know what I'm meant to do. I'm not important, am I? I'm not doing anything that makes a difference.
Karl Pilkington quotes: There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it. There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest. I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I'd heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn't think it meant the creatures that lived on the street. I'd heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn't think it meant the creatures that lived on the street.
Karl Pilkington quotes: A life without death would be like a day without sleep. A life without death would be like a day without sleep.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I could eat a knob at night. I could eat a knob at night.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Honestly, all the trouble Noah went to saving the animals two by two and now we're making handbags out of them. I Honestly, all the trouble Noah went to saving the animals two by two and now we're making handbags out of them. I
Karl Pilkington quotes: I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
Karl Pilkington quotes: With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one. With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I've always wanted to kick a duck up the ass. I've always wanted to kick a duck up the ass.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Well I'm trying to think what I put in ... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer. Well I'm trying to think what I put in ... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
Karl Pilkington quotes: It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob. It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan. I don't want to go about offending people; that's not my plan.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off. I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.
Karl Pilkington quotes: With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads? With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads?
Karl Pilkington quotes: You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad
Karl Pilkington quotes: The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money. The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
Karl Pilkington quotes: There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think. There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.
Karl Pilkington quotes: By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it. By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.
Karl Pilkington quotes: At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider? At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?
Karl Pilkington quotes: If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it? If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
Karl Pilkington quotes: Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years. Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.
Karl Pilkington quotes: If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things. If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
Karl Pilkington quotes: If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake? If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?
Karl Pilkington quotes: I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut
Karl Pilkington quotes: People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right? People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
Karl Pilkington quotes: A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised. A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I found that being with happy positive people annoys me. I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
Karl Pilkington quotes: That impresses me more, inventin' electricity. That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.' Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
Karl Pilkington quotes: It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle. It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
Karl Pilkington quotes: We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat. We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Well ... like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again ... Well ... like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again ...
Karl Pilkington quotes: If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented. If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.
Karl Pilkington quotes: When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep ... When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep ...
Karl Pilkington quotes: The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny. The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.
Karl Pilkington quotes: It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it. It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.
Karl Pilkington quotes: And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
Karl Pilkington quotes: It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger? It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?
Karl Pilkington quotes: The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos ... but we never saw his wife. The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos ... but we never saw his wife.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight. Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
Karl Pilkington quotes: If you're not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong. If you're not happy looking a knob in the face, there's something wrong.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I'm useless in water. I wake up at night drowning in my own saliva. I'm useless in water. I wake up at night drowning in my own saliva.
Karl Pilkington quotes: How would I know which one I was? How would I know which one I was?
Karl Pilkington quotes: The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now. The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
Karl Pilkington quotes: A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it ... they might as well say "shite gateau A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it ... they might as well say "shite gateau
Karl Pilkington quotes: the bus was running late, but in truth this was no surprise. Delhi probably got its name from the word 'delay'. the bus was running late, but in truth this was no surprise. Delhi probably got its name from the word 'delay'.
Karl Pilkington quotes: At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf. At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
Karl Pilkington quotes: We're just a weed in the universe We're just a weed in the universe
Karl Pilkington quotes: A dog has got human eyes. A dog has got human eyes.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on? Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
Karl Pilkington quotes: I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax. I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Karl Pilkington quotes: You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle. You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I came up with a good idea ... see-through skin. I came up with a good idea ... see-through skin.
Karl Pilkington quotes: It wouldn't happen ... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey It wouldn't happen ... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey
Karl Pilkington quotes: From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful! From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
Karl Pilkington quotes: Knowledge is annoying Knowledge is annoying
Karl Pilkington quotes: It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose. It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out. Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard. Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder? Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
Karl Pilkington quotes: Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone. Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
Karl Pilkington quotes: The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top. The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.
Karl Pilkington quotes: What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that. What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I've never worried about life's big questions. I've never worried about life's big questions.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I've never been touched by such an old man. I've never been touched by such an old man.
Karl Pilkington quotes: People who live in glass houses ... have to answer the door. People who live in glass houses ... have to answer the door.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Chinese people age overnight. Chinese people age overnight.
Karl Pilkington quotes: People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
Karl Pilkington quotes: What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate? What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
Karl Pilkington quotes: We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about
Karl Pilkington quotes: You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that. You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
Karl Pilkington quotes: Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes. Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.
Karl Pilkington quotes: I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it. I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
Karl Pilkington quotes: We all just want to sit on our ass. We all just want to sit on our ass.

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