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Karen Chance quotes: I lay in the middle of an orgy-sized bed without the orgy, or anybody for company except a butterfly flirting with the sheers over the window. I lay in the middle of an orgy-sized bed without the orgy, or anybody for company except a butterfly flirting with the sheers over the window.
Karen Chance quotes: I'd been declared - over my loud and sustained protests - Pythia, the chief seer of the supernatural world. I'd been declared - over my loud and sustained protests - Pythia, the chief seer of the supernatural world.
Karen Chance quotes: I felt rather than heard someone come up behind me and I didn't have to wonder who. My vagina had just gotten a heartbeat. I felt rather than heard someone come up behind me and I didn't have to wonder who. My vagina had just gotten a heartbeat.
Karen Chance quotes: I quote Tolkien because he puts it better. But I can still open a can of whup ass all over you."You're right," I told him. "He does put it better. I quote Tolkien because he puts it better. But I can still open a can of whup ass all over you."
You're right," I told him. "He does put it better.
Karen Chance quotes: Pritkin looked surprised, the way he always did at the idea that anyone might actually care about him. Pritkin looked surprised, the way he always did at the idea that anyone might actually care about him.
Karen Chance quotes: Can you repeat that pickup line for me?" I heard one of the vamps ask. "I want to write it down. Something about the usual? Can you repeat that pickup line for me?"
I heard one of the vamps ask.
"I want to write it down. Something about the usual?
Karen Chance quotes: Pritkin and Mircea mixed like oil and water, only not so well. Pritkin and Mircea mixed like oil and water, only not so well.
Karen Chance quotes: Kiss me....Cassie....Like you mean it. Kiss me....Cassie....Like you mean it.
Karen Chance quotes: He was like this when I got here?' That's you alibi? He was like this when I got here?' That's you alibi?
Karen Chance quotes: He wasn't that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbird He wasn't that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbird
Karen Chance quotes: He had all the self-preservation instincts of a bug near a shiny windshield. He had all the self-preservation instincts of a bug near a shiny windshield.
Karen Chance quotes: Pritkin was saying something, something I should probably be paying attention to since he was looking a little ... stressed. Pritkin was saying something, something I should probably be paying attention to since he was looking a little ... stressed.
Karen Chance quotes: I have a theory about war mages," I said. "The more powerful they are, the worse the hair. I have a theory about war mages," I said. "The more powerful they are, the worse the hair.
Karen Chance quotes: To know Pritkin was to want to kill him, but so far I'd resisted temptation. To know Pritkin was to want to kill him, but so far I'd resisted temptation.
Karen Chance quotes: You could say I'm on the troubleshooting squad.""Troubleshooting?"He put a hand on the back of his waistband. "I see trouble and I shoot it. You could say I'm on the troubleshooting squad."
"Troubleshooting?"
He put a hand on the back of his waistband. "I see trouble and I shoot it.
Karen Chance quotes: War mages ordered, threatened and bitched. They didn't deal. War mages ordered, threatened and bitched. They didn't deal.
Karen Chance quotes: My nose was running, I couldn't see worth shit and my brain was still frozen in abject terror. My nose was running, I couldn't see worth shit and my brain was still frozen in abject terror.
Karen Chance quotes: Prevarication, how divine! I always did get along better with sinners. Prevarication, how divine! I always did get along better with sinners.
Karen Chance quotes: Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room. Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.
Karen Chance quotes: They were too cold and there was no lime, but today was obviously about hardships. They were too cold and there was no lime, but today was obviously about hardships.
Karen Chance quotes: One day, you will say it to me again. You will be sober. And you will mean it. One day, you will say it to me again. You will be sober. And you will mean it.
Karen Chance quotes: I see you.You always did, I thought, watching sparks dance in his eyes. I see you.
You always did, I thought, watching sparks dance in his eyes.
Karen Chance quotes: Fresh blood at midnight isn't red. It's a purplish black that easily blends into the shadows. Fresh blood at midnight isn't red. It's a purplish black that easily blends into the shadows.
Karen Chance quotes: The Lord Protector and his hair got off the elevator. The Lord Protector and his hair got off the elevator.
Karen Chance quotes: I was alive, they were not. Go Me. (Touch the Dark) I was alive, they were not. Go Me. (Touch the Dark)
Karen Chance quotes: He was an enigma, John Pritkin: a mad scientist with gun calluses and old scars and even more secrets than me. He was an enigma, John Pritkin: a mad scientist with gun calluses and old scars and even more secrets than me.
Karen Chance quotes: "I ran out of stock around midnight and dropped by a place, got some Chinese." I hoped he meant takeout. "I ran out of stock around midnight and dropped by a place, got some Chinese." I hoped he meant takeout.
Karen Chance quotes: Nobody said anything that time. Or maybe I just wasn't listening. After all, someone had to keep an eye on the fridge. Nobody said anything that time. Or maybe I just wasn't listening. After all, someone had to keep an eye on the fridge.
Karen Chance quotes: There are things we want, and things we may have ... Sanity lies in knowing the difference. There are things we want, and things we may have ... Sanity lies in knowing the difference.
Karen Chance quotes: Aiyaaaa," Zheng said softly. And if that meant "holy shit," I agreed. Aiyaaaa," Zheng said softly.
And if that meant "holy shit," I agreed.
Karen Chance quotes: They were short and squat and had too many limbs, and he had no idea what either of them were. But they looked suspicious. They were short and squat and had too many limbs, and he had no idea what either of them were. But they looked suspicious.
Karen Chance quotes: Have you lost your mind?""No. It got scared and ran away. Have you lost your mind?"
"No. It got scared and ran away.
Karen Chance quotes: Country is based on folk music, which has been around for centuries - " "So has the plague. Country is based on folk music, which has been around for centuries - "
"So has the plague.
Karen Chance quotes: He had the look of an atheist who'd just had a visit from God: stunned, disbelieving and faintly ill. He had the look of an atheist who'd just had a visit from God: stunned, disbelieving and faintly ill.
Karen Chance quotes: If I'm not supposed to be awake, why are you here?" I mumbled."To be the little spoon. If I'm not supposed to be awake, why are you here?" I mumbled.
"To be the little spoon.
Karen Chance quotes: It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun.""Don't you?""Well, not just for fun. It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun."
"Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun.
Karen Chance quotes: Where. Is. He?" Alphonse repeated, although it sounded more like "Don't make me eat your face. Where. Is. He?" Alphonse repeated, although it sounded more like "Don't make me eat your face.
Karen Chance quotes: I tossed it on a pile with the coat, my stiff-with-cold jeans and the expensive scrap of silk that had been wedged up my ass for the past half hour. I tossed it on a pile with the coat, my stiff-with-cold jeans and the expensive scrap of silk that had been wedged up my ass for the past half hour.
Karen Chance quotes: My sometimes friend, sometimes enemy, all the time pain in the ass. My sometimes friend, sometimes enemy, all the time pain in the ass.
Karen Chance quotes: Is there anyone in this apartment who hasn't seen me naked?" I demanded, grabbing the sheet and the phone. "I genuinely hope so, Cassandra. Is there anyone in this apartment who hasn't seen me naked?" I demanded, grabbing the sheet and the phone.
"I genuinely hope so, Cassandra.
Karen Chance quotes: Mr. Complete Lack of Sympathy Mr. Complete Lack of Sympathy
Karen Chance quotes: I'm trying to remember all the reasons you are indispensable and can't be killed slowly and painfully. I'm trying to remember all the reasons you are indispensable and can't be killed slowly and painfully.
Karen Chance quotes: Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?""I'll try,"I told him seriously."You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny. Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?"
"I'll try,"I told him seriously.
"You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny.
Karen Chance quotes: Alejandro, who thought he was a wit. And he was, if you put a "nit" in front of it, Alejandro, who thought he was a wit. And he was, if you put a "nit" in front of it,
Karen Chance quotes: For once, fate us taking a problem off our hands gratis. Let's smile, say thank you and stay the hell out of it! For once, fate us taking a problem off our hands gratis. Let's smile, say thank you and stay the hell out of it!
Karen Chance quotes: I'd never known thatanyone could kiss in English, kiss in apologies. I'd never known that
anyone could kiss in English, kiss in apologies.
Karen Chance quotes: How the hell do you think I feel?" I don't want to end up inside a woman!" He paused. "Well, at least not that way How the hell do you think I feel?" I don't want to end up inside a woman!" He paused. "Well, at least not that way
Karen Chance quotes: We were obviously going to have to have a talk about the difference between "maintaining security" and "being a dick. We were obviously going to have to have a talk about the difference between "maintaining security" and "being a dick.
Karen Chance quotes: He's a war mage. They're almost impossible to kill." He scowled. "Even on purpose. He's a war mage. They're almost impossible to kill." He scowled. "Even on purpose.
Karen Chance quotes: And why not?" "You know why! This is a bad idea." "Perhaps I like a challenge." "Perhaps you're a glutton for punishment!" "Perhaps I am in love. And why not?" "You know why! This is a bad idea." "Perhaps I like a challenge." "Perhaps you're a glutton for punishment!" "Perhaps I am in love.
Karen Chance quotes: The result was enough noise to wake the dead, one of whom started hammering on the bathroom door. Miss Palmer. Are you all right? The result was enough noise to wake the dead, one of whom started hammering on the bathroom door.
Miss Palmer. Are you all right?
Karen Chance quotes: No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph. No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph.
Karen Chance quotes: There was a time when you trusted me with your life!" "And there was a time when you used your brain instead of blindly following orders, There was a time when you trusted me with your life!"
"And there was a time when you used your brain instead of blindly following orders,
Karen Chance quotes: I left it with a warmer, he said drily. Because war mages ate their fried chicken frozen to the ground and they liked it. I left it with a warmer, he said drily. Because war mages ate their fried chicken frozen to the ground and they liked it.
Karen Chance quotes: I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse. I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse.
Karen Chance quotes: He didn't take his eyes off me, as if he'd like to see my head mounted on his wall over a sign reading PROBLEM SOLVED. He didn't take his eyes off me, as if he'd like to see my head mounted on his wall over a sign reading PROBLEM SOLVED.
Karen Chance quotes: It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon. It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon.
Karen Chance quotes: It didn't matter what my heart said, I reminded myself. My heart told me stupid stuff all the time. My heart should just shut the hell up. It didn't matter what my heart said, I reminded myself. My heart told me stupid stuff all the time. My heart should just shut the hell up.
Karen Chance quotes: This was Dante's. Crazy was what we had for breakfast when we ran out of Corn Flakes This was Dante's. Crazy was what we had for breakfast when we ran out of Corn Flakes
Karen Chance quotes: You know, dulceata, there are times when I truly believe you are the most frightening person I know.Thank you? You know, dulceata, there are times when I truly believe you are the most frightening person I know.
Thank you?
Karen Chance quotes: Thank you, Captain Obvious.""I'm on the Senate," he reminded me. "It's Lord Obvious. Thank you, Captain Obvious."
"I'm on the Senate," he reminded me. "It's Lord Obvious.
Karen Chance quotes: I rotated my eyeball - and, goddamnit, even that hurt - to see the leader of my bodyguards peering at me. I rotated my eyeball - and, goddamnit, even that hurt - to see the leader of my bodyguards peering at me.
Karen Chance quotes: A legend is merely a history man decided to bugger. A legend is merely a history man decided to bugger.
Karen Chance quotes: Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. "Take everything off!""I'm trying!""Try harder! Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. "Take everything off!"
"I'm trying!"
"Try harder!
Karen Chance quotes: But you were Mine. My child. And I would not give you up. But you were Mine. My child. And I would not give you up.
Karen Chance quotes: I liked Pritkin loud and bitching, in other words, his normal state. I didn't like it when he got quiet. I liked Pritkin loud and bitching, in other words, his normal state. I didn't like it when he got quiet.
Karen Chance quotes: Forgive me, Cassie, but Jonas Marsden is hardly an example of well-adjusted behavior! Forgive me, Cassie, but Jonas Marsden is hardly an example of well-adjusted behavior!
Karen Chance quotes: I keep hitting [Escape], but I'm still here!Unknown, but used by Karen Chance in Hunt the Moon I keep hitting [Escape], but I'm still here!
Unknown, but used by Karen Chance in Hunt the Moon
Karen Chance quotes: It was the first time he'd persuaded a girl into bed by mentioning the possibility of fleas. It was the first time he'd persuaded a girl into bed by mentioning the possibility of fleas.
Karen Chance quotes: I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me. I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me.
Karen Chance quotes: They don't eat that much." "In comparison to what? Starving marines? They don't eat that much."
"In comparison to what? Starving marines?
Karen Chance quotes: Then you must be willing to fight," Mircea responded. "Life is not a gift, Raphael; it's a challenge. Rise to it! Then you must be willing to fight," Mircea responded. "Life is not a gift, Raphael; it's a challenge. Rise to it!
Karen Chance quotes: So,high heels weren't a modern invention. I couldn't believe women had been putting up with these torture devices for centuries. So,high heels weren't a modern invention. I couldn't believe women had been putting up with these torture devices for centuries.
Karen Chance quotes: It's okay. You aren't my type.What's your type?Someone who gets into less trouble. It's okay. You aren't my type.
What's your type?
Someone who gets into less trouble.
Karen Chance quotes: We're going jogging.""I don't run for recreation. I run when someone's after me with a weapon.""That can be arranged, We're going jogging."
"I don't run for recreation. I run when someone's after me with a weapon."
"That can be arranged,
Karen Chance quotes: No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a vagina. No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a vagina.
Karen Chance quotes: Pritkin might be a hostile son of a bitch, but he was a damn good guy to have in a fight. Pritkin might be a hostile son of a bitch, but he was a damn good guy to have in a fight.
Karen Chance quotes: Any day that starts off in a demon-filled bar in a casino designed to look like Hell isn't likely to turn out well. Any day that starts off in a demon-filled bar in a casino designed to look like Hell isn't likely to turn out well.
Karen Chance quotes: Louis-Cesare. It's good to finally have you in hand. Louis-Cesare. It's good to finally have you in hand.
Karen Chance quotes: I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed. It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its ways. Oh yes. I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed. It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its ways. Oh yes.
Karen Chance quotes: Come and take your seat, Lady Dorina. Come and take your seat, Lady Dorina.
Karen Chance quotes: You mean you let him talk to you like that and you aren't even getting any Man what a rip-off. You mean you let him talk to you like that and you aren't even getting any Man what a rip-off.
Karen Chance quotes: I was the kind of gal who thought the nightgown drawer was where old T-shirts went to die and I was the kind of gal who thought the nightgown drawer was where old T-shirts went to die and

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