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I lay in the middle of an orgy-sized bed without the orgy, or anybody for company except a butterfly flirting with the sheers over the window.

I'd been declared - over my loud and sustained protests - Pythia, the chief seer of the supernatural world.

I felt rather than heard someone come up behind me and I didn't have to wonder who. My vagina had just gotten a heartbeat.

I quote Tolkien because he puts it better. But I can still open a can of whup ass all over you."
You're right," I told him. "He does put it better.

Pritkin looked surprised, the way he always did at the idea that anyone might actually care about him.

Can you repeat that pickup line for me?"
I heard one of the vamps ask.
"I want to write it down. Something about the usual?

Pritkin and Mircea mixed like oil and water, only not so well.

Kiss me....Cassie....Like you mean it.

He was like this when I got here?' That's you alibi?

He wasn't that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbird

He had all the self-preservation instincts of a bug near a shiny windshield.

Pritkin was saying something, something I should probably be paying attention to since he was looking a little ... stressed.

I have a theory about war mages," I said. "The more powerful they are, the worse the hair.

To know Pritkin was to want to kill him, but so far I'd resisted temptation.

You could say I'm on the troubleshooting squad."
"Troubleshooting?"
He put a hand on the back of his waistband. "I see trouble and I shoot it.

War mages ordered, threatened and bitched. They didn't deal.

My nose was running, I couldn't see worth shit and my brain was still frozen in abject terror.

Prevarication, how divine! I always did get along better with sinners.

Great. I'd been dumped in Hell's waiting room.

They were too cold and there was no lime, but today was obviously about hardships.

One day, you will say it to me again. You will be sober. And you will mean it.

I see you.
You always did, I thought, watching sparks dance in his eyes.

Fresh blood at midnight isn't red. It's a purplish black that easily blends into the shadows.

The Lord Protector and his hair got off the elevator.

I was alive, they were not. Go Me. (Touch the Dark)

He was an enigma, John Pritkin: a mad scientist with gun calluses and old scars and even more secrets than me.

"I ran out of stock around midnight and dropped by a place, got some Chinese." I hoped he meant takeout.

Nobody said anything that time. Or maybe I just wasn't listening. After all, someone had to keep an eye on the fridge.

There are things we want, and things we may have ... Sanity lies in knowing the difference.

Aiyaaaa," Zheng said softly.
And if that meant "holy shit," I agreed.

They were short and squat and had too many limbs, and he had no idea what either of them were. But they looked suspicious.

Have you lost your mind?"
"No. It got scared and ran away.

Country is based on folk music, which has been around for centuries - "
"So has the plague.

He had the look of an atheist who'd just had a visit from God: stunned, disbelieving and faintly ill.

If I'm not supposed to be awake, why are you here?" I mumbled.
"To be the little spoon.

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun."
"Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun.

Where. Is. He?" Alphonse repeated, although it sounded more like "Don't make me eat your face.

I tossed it on a pile with the coat, my stiff-with-cold jeans and the expensive scrap of silk that had been wedged up my ass for the past half hour.

My sometimes friend, sometimes enemy, all the time pain in the ass.

Is there anyone in this apartment who hasn't seen me naked?" I demanded, grabbing the sheet and the phone.
"I genuinely hope so, Cassandra.

Mr. Complete Lack of Sympathy

I'm trying to remember all the reasons you are indispensable and can't be killed slowly and painfully.

Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?"
"I'll try,"I told him seriously.
"You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny.

Alejandro, who thought he was a wit. And he was, if you put a "nit" in front of it,

For once, fate us taking a problem off our hands gratis. Let's smile, say thank you and stay the hell out of it!

I'd never known that
anyone could kiss in English, kiss in apologies.

How the hell do you think I feel?" I don't want to end up inside a woman!" He paused. "Well, at least not that way

We were obviously going to have to have a talk about the difference between "maintaining security" and "being a dick.

He's a war mage. They're almost impossible to kill." He scowled. "Even on purpose.

And why not?" "You know why! This is a bad idea." "Perhaps I like a challenge." "Perhaps you're a glutton for punishment!" "Perhaps I am in love.

The result was enough noise to wake the dead, one of whom started hammering on the bathroom door.
Miss Palmer. Are you all right?

No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph.

There was a time when you trusted me with your life!"
"And there was a time when you used your brain instead of blindly following orders,

I left it with a warmer, he said drily. Because war mages ate their fried chicken frozen to the ground and they liked it.

I wasn't entirely sure, but a polite John Pritkin might be a sign of the apocalypse.

He didn't take his eyes off me, as if he'd like to see my head mounted on his wall over a sign reading PROBLEM SOLVED.

It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon.

It didn't matter what my heart said, I reminded myself. My heart told me stupid stuff all the time. My heart should just shut the hell up.

This was Dante's. Crazy was what we had for breakfast when we ran out of Corn Flakes

You know, dulceata, there are times when I truly believe you are the most frightening person I know.
Thank you?

Thank you, Captain Obvious."
"I'm on the Senate," he reminded me. "It's Lord Obvious.

I rotated my eyeball - and, goddamnit, even that hurt - to see the leader of my bodyguards peering at me.

A legend is merely a history man decided to bugger.

Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. "Take everything off!"
"I'm trying!"
"Try harder!

But you were Mine. My child. And I would not give you up.

I liked Pritkin loud and bitching, in other words, his normal state. I didn't like it when he got quiet.

Forgive me, Cassie, but Jonas Marsden is hardly an example of well-adjusted behavior!

I keep hitting [Escape], but I'm still here!
Unknown, but used by Karen Chance in Hunt the Moon

It was the first time he'd persuaded a girl into bed by mentioning the possibility of fleas.

I'm tired, I'm hungry and I have a head in a bag," I warned him. "Do not fuck with me.

They don't eat that much."
"In comparison to what? Starving marines?

Then you must be willing to fight," Mircea responded. "Life is not a gift, Raphael; it's a challenge. Rise to it!

So,high heels weren't a modern invention. I couldn't believe women had been putting up with these torture devices for centuries.

It's okay. You aren't my type.
What's your type?
Someone who gets into less trouble.

We're going jogging."
"I don't run for recreation. I run when someone's after me with a weapon."
"That can be arranged,

No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a vagina.

Pritkin might be a hostile son of a bitch, but he was a damn good guy to have in a fight.

Any day that starts off in a demon-filled bar in a casino designed to look like Hell isn't likely to turn out well.

Louis-Cesare. It's good to finally have you in hand.

I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed. It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its ways. Oh yes.

Come and take your seat, Lady Dorina.

You mean you let him talk to you like that and you aren't even getting any Man what a rip-off.

I was the kind of gal who thought the nightgown drawer was where old T-shirts went to die and