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He was laughing. But sad was the impression he gave.

When people run out of probable things to do, they do improbable things.

Have you children, Mr Brandstetter?" He shook his head. "I was one once. Does it help?

Driving is so dangerous I haven't got the guts to do it sober.

It happens to everyone and it happens fast.

The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client.

Something had offended her and failed to apologize. Not lately-long ago. Life probably.

Guns are for television actors," Dave said. "Not real people. The wrong ones always get hurt.

You're a little short on self-awareness. People who are always exacting right behaviour from other people tend to be that way.

You know what kind of a man Lonny Tooker is? The kind of a man that sets broken bird's wings."
"Hitler loved dogs and babies," Dave said.

Five, six, seven eight-," Cecil grinned.
"-Gay is just as good as straight," Dave said.

It's a four-letter word for a part of the human anatomy but it's not m-i-n-d.