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Zoms never tired.

Do you work for Starbox? If so, I can't say I dig your new marketing strategy.

She agreed with Mark Twain that golf was a good walk spoiled.

Well, maybe that would have happened if the world hadn't ended.
It did. The world ended.
On a friday.

Leaving is never easy," said Tom. "Even when you know you have to go.

A bite will still hurt, but it won't kill you.

They won the war but lost the peace,

Suffering is easier to endure when shared.

I'm not sure I could trust a man who would bypass an Oreo in favor of vanilla wafers. It's a fundamental character flaw, possibly a sign of true evil.

If it rushed he'd slash. Stabbing is a fool's move, the blade gets caught. Ben knew that quick slashes could fend off even a big hound or a boar.

The high is, according to the junkies, worth the side effect. For the record, this is one of the reasons I hate people.

We're on our way to rescue a queen, overthrow an evil wizard, and win back a country.
Care to join us?
- Wolverine (Doomwar #1)

It's easier to be a character in a story than the star of your own tragedy.

She had a pretty name but she knew she wasn't pretty.

Sometimes shame is a more powerful engine than rage.

You, however, are a psycho bitch who shot my dog.

Dude, what is it with you and zoms?

Generosity could be as contagious as the zombie plague as long as enough people were willing to be carriers.

We had the whole 'when you assume you make an ass out of you and me' speech in school.

Yippie ki-yay and all that shit"

- Desdemona Fox

Watch Die Hard films until the day started making sense again.

(H)ope was like a backstabbing friend. You could trust it sometimes, and then it would turn and drive its blade deep.

Life don't never get easy, does it? It just keeps getting harder in stranger ways.

You can learn much about an enemy when you watch him win. We will watch and learn . . . and plan.

Is he nuts?"
"I think the expression used to be 'touched by God'."
"So that would be a yes.

Things said and done innocently should never be used as weapons.

Who'd play her in the movie?" "The shark from Jaws," muttered Trout.

The way Benny saw it, when your first memory was of zombies killing your parents, then you had a license to hate them as much as you wanted.

I got this," said Nix, raising her bokken.

There are worse things that can happen to an enemy of the state than Gitmo. Hate to say it, hate it to be the truth, but there it is.

I'd put two .45 slugs in him from fifteen feet. Pretty much does the trick. If it doesn't then your only logical ammunition upgrade is Kryptonite. But

He could laugh, though, and there was no bluesman who ever lived who didn't know how to laugh at the craziness of life.

When giant violent albino penguins are the least extraordinary issue of the day, then your day has slipped a gear.

Rage was sometimes a useful ally in the heat of a fight, but it was a trickster. It made everything seem possible.

Spotting the same car three times could have been a coincidence. Kim Kardashian's boobs could be real, too, and that's about as likely.

Men screamed as she opened them and let their futures spill out.

I love weird science. I love weird action. I love weird characters.

With 'Extinction Machine,' I wanted to start some conversations about whether we're alone in the universe and what that might mean.

It's cloaked in cultural mumbo jumbo, but I assure you that it is very hard science.

How the hell are you idiots allowed to run a country? I should have voted for a clown college. They'd at least have a reason for being this stupid.

We've all had our moments of weakness and failure. All of us. We've all suffered through dark nights of the soul.

When he heard politicians use the phrase "in the best interests of the American people" he knew that it was always a profit-based decision.

And to Conrad, it seemed as though he had entered some strange world beyond our own, where nothing was as it appears, and anything could be possible.

Lilah, there's not a living soul on this planet who shouldn't be afraid of Saint John.

She knew a couple of writers. They were always broke.

Love was a pathway to cruel pain. It was the arrow that Fate always kept aimed at your back.

She wept for the hurt that he owned, a hurt she could never hope to remove.

Like most writers, I read deeply into the genre in which I write.

This was a better place. Not just this new town, but this new world. So much brighter and cleaner than the old world of rot and ruin, fire and ash.

The real world was never cool enough for anyone to accept a costumed supervillain. Which

There was a lot of animosity on the County side, a lot of jealously.

I was raised to fight to the end. You never give up, no matter how much it hurts, no matter what stands in your way.

That's stupid."
"That's people.

In the car sometimes I'd just start balling my eyes out.

In short," Dolan said, "if I try to fuck with Limbus, I'll end up on the street corner wearing a tinfoil hat.

Newton screamed when he felt them begin to crawl over his scrotum and try to wiggle between his buttocks

Yo! Deadheads," he yelled, waving his sword to taunt them. "Nice try, but you're messing with Benny-freaking-Imura, zombie killer. Booyah!

Sing it like the midnight wind, Sing it like a prayer; Sing it on to the way to hell, Them blues'll take you there. - Oren Morse, Dead Man's Song

By the time I finished the first series, 'Marvel Universe vs. Punisher,' I knew that there was a lot more story to tell.

A HUMAN ELEMENT is an elegant and haunting first novel. Unrelenting, devious but full of heart. Highly recommended.

But the colonel said and did nothing as the seconds splintered off the clock and fell like debris on the floor.

We're each alone inside our heads, some more so than others.

Point is, people lie a lot. Sometimes out of habit. Not many people are good at telling the truth.

Hell was something the Lost Girl knew. She has lived it all her life.

Guilt and rage, hatred and fear were pathways to weakness and clumsy choices.

But there never was a country, no matter how noble or well-intentioned, that wasn't infected by a greedy and power-hungry few.

Value is relative," said the saint. "A man with his house on fire and a man dying of thirst each place a different value on a glass of water.

Stabbing is for suckers who want to die.

I don't ever want to live in a world where something like mercy ... or maybe it's compassion ... is the wrong choice.

Some people never want to be part of the solution. All they want to do is bitch and whine and create complications for other people. You

My nerves were telling me this guy was half a keg short of a six-pack.

He never did get right all the way again. And every once in a while he'd come down all bitey.

Jim Rollins is the king of the weird science action genre.

Evil never dies. It merely waits. And it grows stronger in the dark.

My Honda revved, shuttered, and broke free of the Chrysler.

Reporters trade in pain. It sells papers. Everyone knows that.

Life is truly weird ... And it's not getting any less weird the farther I get from home.

Pain was the coin that paid the ferryman.

My whole body is a lethal weapon, you know. I know more ways to kill you than you know how to die.

There is music in the noise, beauty in the chaos, truth in the lies, light in the void. He who has eyes, let him see.

Everyone carries around his own monsters.
Richard Pryor

There was a sliver of moon and a splash of stars, and the light outlined her face and glistened on the tears that ran like mercury down her cheeks.

I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead.

The whole world turned into an all-you-can-eat buffet ...

How deep inside your own heartbreak do you have to fall before there's no outward sign of life?

Evil don't die. It just waits.

I'm going to be dead for a long time. Let me be awake as much as I can for now.

Rape is, to me, no different than murder. It kills a part of the victim's soul.

UNMARKED is both gorgeous and hideous. A frightening and disturbing tale spun with great beauty. Absolutely riveting.

If you battle monsters, you don't always become a monster. But you aren't entirely human anymore, either.

Quick-Draw Carl, who still wore the broad-brimmed brown hat of his legendary dad, Sheriff Rick.

Time crawled on as if its legs were broken.

You crazy or something?" growled Zucco. "It's come up in therapy.

The economy blows, or don't you read the papers?"
"Who reads the fucking papers? News is free on the internet.

The truth is the truth. What changes is what we know about it and what we're willing to believe.

Revenge is an infection of the spirit.

What could I do? I was afraid he'd point at me and say 'Him!,' and then lightning bolts would hit me or something
-Chong

Hell's a-coming and we all gotta learn to play the blues. (347)

Except that death collected everyone. Death is like that. Relentlessly efficient.

Closure isn't closure until someone's ready to close the door.