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Jonas Jonasson quotes: In the end, they could think of no better solution than to put a bullet between his eyes, so they could go about their task in peace.

In the end, they could think of no better solution than to put a bullet between his eyes, so they could go about their task in peace.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: But as long as we think positively, I'm sure a solution will appear.

But as long as we think positively, I'm sure a solution will appear.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Life, here I come!' he said. And was immediately and fatally run over by a bus.

Life, here I come!' he said. And was immediately and fatally run over by a bus.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: T was so ridiculous that it had to be true - he could hardly hae made it up.

T was so ridiculous that it had to be true - he could hardly hae made it up.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: The overworked man was tired of everything, and he only kept going because he had long since forgotten that life could consist of anything else.

The overworked man was tired of everything, and he only kept going because he had long since forgotten that life could consist of anything else.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: ONE Monday, May 2, 2005

ONE Monday, May 2, 2005

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Benny gave her an admiring look. He had never heard a woman swear so much in such a short time. He thought it sounded delightful.

Benny gave her an admiring look. He had never heard a woman swear so much in such a short time. He thought it sounded delightful.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be.

Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: There are undoubtedly advantages to being dead, said Julius.

There are undoubtedly advantages to being dead, said Julius.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Allan had always reasoned about religion that if you couldn't know for sure then there was no point in going around guessing.

Allan had always reasoned about religion that if you couldn't know for sure then there was no point in going around guessing.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Never try to out-drink a Swede, unless you happen to be a Finn or at least a Russian.

Never try to out-drink a Swede, unless you happen to be a Finn or at least a Russian.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: When life has gone into overtime it's easy to take liberties,

When life has gone into overtime it's easy to take liberties,

Jonas Jonasson quotes: He told himself that he could die some other time, in some other place.

He told himself that he could die some other time, in some other place.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Those who only says what is the truth, they're not worth listening to.

Those who only says what is the truth, they're not worth listening to.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Politics sometimes is not only unnecessary but also unnecessary complicated.

Politics sometimes is not only unnecessary but also unnecessary complicated.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: In certain situations it was best not to know or at least best not to leave any way of proving that you knew what you knew.

In certain situations it was best not to know or at least best not to leave any way of proving that you knew what you knew.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Politics was often not only unnecessary, but sometimes also unnecessarily complicated.

Politics was often not only unnecessary, but sometimes also unnecessarily complicated.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: You should beware of priests, my son. And people who don't drink vodka. Worst of all are priests who don't drink vodka.

You should beware of priests, my son. And people who don't drink vodka. Worst of all are priests who don't drink vodka.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: But Allan left other people to themselves, dead or alive.

But Allan left other people to themselves, dead or alive.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: People could behave how they liked, but Allan considered that in general it was quite unnecessary to be grumpy if you had the chance not to.

People could behave how they liked, but Allan considered that in general it was quite unnecessary to be grumpy if you had the chance not to.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?

Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?

Jonas Jonasson quotes: To think that Allan was going to enjoy one more breakfast in his life without porridge! That was good news indeed.

To think that Allan was going to enjoy one more breakfast in his life without porridge! That was good news indeed.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Revenge is like politics, one thing always leads to another until bad has become worse, and worse has become worst.

Revenge is like politics, one thing always leads to another until bad has become worse, and worse has become worst.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: The world went on revolving around its sun at the constant speed and with the inconstant temper it always had.

The world went on revolving around its sun at the constant speed and with the inconstant temper it always had.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: You can't imagine what the Russian alphabet looks like. It's no wonder people are illiterate.

You can't imagine what the Russian alphabet looks like. It's no wonder people are illiterate.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Marshal Beria wasn't the type to sit and chat about nothing. Life was too short for that (and besides he was socially incompetent).

Marshal Beria wasn't the type to sit and chat about nothing. Life was too short for that (and besides he was socially incompetent).

Jonas Jonasson quotes: The pillow entrepreneur, who knew the true nature of the distributor, thought that it might take longer than that.

The pillow entrepreneur, who knew the true nature of the distributor, thought that it might take longer than that.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Only the prisoners who were hit. An undamaged

Only the prisoners who were hit. An undamaged

Jonas Jonasson quotes: You'll see that things will turn out like they do, because that is what usually happens - almost always, in fact

You'll see that things will turn out like they do, because that is what usually happens - almost always, in fact

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Allan woke up and wondered whether it wouldn't soon be time to go to bed.

Allan woke up and wondered whether it wouldn't soon be time to go to bed.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: Life worked in such a way that right was not necessarily right, but rather what the person in charge said was right.

Life worked in such a way that right was not necessarily right, but rather what the person in charge said was right.

Jonas Jonasson quotes: It was tough to think in new ways and equally tough to remember the old.

It was tough to think in new ways and equally tough to remember the old.