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John Mulaney quotes: Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy.

Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy.

John Mulaney quotes: I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

John Mulaney quotes: I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

John Mulaney quotes: Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.

Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.

John Mulaney quotes: It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control.

It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control.

John Mulaney quotes: The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

John Mulaney quotes: You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.

You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.

John Mulaney quotes: Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines

John Mulaney quotes: I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

John Mulaney quotes: In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.

In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.

John Mulaney quotes: Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

John Mulaney quotes: All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

John Mulaney quotes: You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.

You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.

John Mulaney quotes: I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine for a comedian. Because a lot of times you're talking about everyone else.

I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine for a comedian. Because a lot of times you're talking about everyone else.

John Mulaney quotes: I like that idea that what I do might be mainstream. Might be.

I like that idea that what I do might be mainstream. Might be.

John Mulaney quotes: Being president looks like the worst job in the world.

Being president looks like the worst job in the world.

John Mulaney quotes: Things don't exist until they exist.

Things don't exist until they exist.

John Mulaney quotes: I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?

John Mulaney quotes: I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

John Mulaney quotes: If you're comparing the badness of two words and you won't even say one of them [the n-word], that's the worse word.

If you're comparing the badness of two words and you won't even say one of them [the n-word], that's the worse word.

John Mulaney quotes: People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I've done.

People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I've done.