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Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy.

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.

I was always the squarest person in the cool room, and alternatively, sometimes the weirder person at the mainstream table.

Excuse me: I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I'm new in town.

It's really fun to be writing and producing your own sketches. You almost have more control.

The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.

Ill book a ticket on some garbage airline. I dont wanna name an actual airline so lets make one up, lets just call it like Delta Airlines

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

In every case, I find pre-planning noble, but not always that useful in comedy. You know comedy once you're doing it.

Why do people shush animals? Theyve never spoken

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.

I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine for a comedian. Because a lot of times you're talking about everyone else.

I like that idea that what I do might be mainstream. Might be.

Being president looks like the worst job in the world.

Things don't exist until they exist.

I kind of thought, wouldn't it be funny to take a swing at being on the weird side of mainstream?

I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

If you're comparing the badness of two words and you won't even say one of them [the n-word], that's the worse word.

People having expectations maybe means they've enjoyed what I've done.