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The universe is fractal. The closer you look at it, the more interesting it becomes.

You can't predict anything. How can you be certain about anything when everything is chaos and we're not in control?

Jokes are a lot about meaning. I think if we understand what jokes mean and why they work, we'd understand everything else. Genuinely I do.

I can help you shape your sitcom, I can help you think about what could make your sketch show better, but it won't help you get you a commission.

In 2010, the BBC spent nearly Â£230,000 on tea, but only Â£2000 on biscuits.

A bite from the Brazilian wandering spider results in an erection that lasts for several hours.

I probably did pack a lifetime's work into the 1980s.

Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline.

I have very strong views on TV. There's no diversity, there's no choice. Things are decided by committee.