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Joe Bob Briggs quotes: Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: I made the mistake of watching "A.I." on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on.

I made the mistake of watching "A.I." on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on.

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.

In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: I went to school in Hooks, Texas, where most people can't even read the name stitched over their own pocket.

I went to school in Hooks, Texas, where most people can't even read the name stitched over their own pocket.

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in

Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: It's not a crime to get drunk.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

Joe Bob Briggs quotes: A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.

A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.