Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. ...

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum. (Joan Rivers)

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Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.

Joan Rivers Quotes: Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.