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Jimmy Kimmel quotes: People's lives are boring.

People's lives are boring.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I never imagined being on television.

I never imagined being on television.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I have like fifteen televisions in my house.

I have like fifteen televisions in my house.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do.

No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion.

Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.

I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week.

I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I only get unusual ailments.

I only get unusual ailments.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted.

If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.

You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.

My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended.

When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I'm a terrible golfer.

I'm a terrible golfer.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I can't be as flip as I once was.

I can't be as flip as I once was.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?

I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books.

I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I describe myself as a human being.

I describe myself as a human being.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.

You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.

I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.

I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.

Jimmy Kimmel quotes: On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime.

On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime.