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People's lives are boring.

I never imagined being on television.

I have like fifteen televisions in my house.

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.

No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do.

Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion.

I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid.

I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week.

I only get unusual ailments.

If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted.

You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.

My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.

When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended.

I'm a terrible golfer.

I can't be as flip as I once was.

I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?

I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books.

I describe myself as a human being.

I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.

You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians.

I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.

I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.

On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime.