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Jim Davis quotes: I stop short of being a workaholic.

I stop short of being a workaholic.

Jim Davis quotes: Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Jim Davis quotes: Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

Jim Davis quotes: Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

Jim Davis quotes: The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

Jim Davis quotes: I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.

I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.

Jim Davis quotes: We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.

Jim Davis quotes: I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.

Jim Davis quotes: Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

Jim Davis quotes: I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

Jim Davis quotes: I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.

Jim Davis quotes: You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.

You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.

Jim Davis quotes: When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

Jim Davis quotes: Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.

Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.

Jim Davis quotes: Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts ... but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts ... but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

Jim Davis quotes: Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Jim Davis quotes: There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.

There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.

Jim Davis quotes: Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious

Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious

Jim Davis quotes: Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me.

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!
Garfield: Feed me.

Jim Davis quotes: In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

Jim Davis quotes: Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Jim Davis quotes: He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.

Jim Davis quotes: It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Jim Davis quotes: Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf.

Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf.

Jim Davis quotes: Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.

Jim Davis quotes: Cats rule the world.

Cats rule the world.

Jim Davis quotes: I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

Jim Davis quotes: You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.

You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.

Jim Davis quotes: Life is a food chain, and it's better to be the diner than the dinner.

Life is a food chain, and it's better to be the diner than the dinner.

Jim Davis quotes: I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.

I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.

Jim Davis quotes: My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.

Jim Davis quotes: When all else fails, look cute.

When all else fails, look cute.

Jim Davis quotes: When in doubt, pig out!

When in doubt, pig out!

Jim Davis quotes: Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

Jim Davis quotes: If you are patient ... and wait long enough ... Nothing will happen

If you are patient ... and wait long enough ... Nothing will happen

Jim Davis quotes: I never met a lasagna I didn't like

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Jim Davis quotes: Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

Jim Davis quotes: I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

Jim Davis quotes: I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

Jim Davis quotes: There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!Garfield, the cat.

There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!

Garfield, the cat.

Jim Davis quotes: Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.

Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.