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I'm a t-terrible h-human."
"No," Piper whispered. "If you want that statement to be true, then you need to remove the adjective.

So at a young age I learned that if I wanted to spend time with my dad, it was going to be under the hood or beneath a car, handing him greasy tools.

Then there's the woman in my arms. She's my future ... my whole world ... my lover ... my wife ... my BFF.

Penis? Cock? Dick? Wood? Schlong? Womb broom? Clam hammer? Yogurt slinger?

In life, there were truths and lies, and then there were intimate moments that stayed between two people.

I don't know if I'll ever truly find my path again, but if I do, you'll always be my favorite detour.

Fucking?
Sorry. Sexual intercourse? Coitus? The union and rhythm of our genitals?

Life is too short to hold in a single tear, a single laugh, a single breath. Biology is how we exist. Emotions are how we live.

You are such a beautiful expression of my soul.

Quinn soon followed after he scooped his jaw off the floor and sent out a search party to look for his castrated man parts.

I don't think there are enough stars in the sky to count how many times a day I fall in love with you all over again.

Strength acknowledges weakness, it doesn't ignore it.

Please let there be another life. I need a real taste of forever with you. This ... this isn't long enough.

Shut it." "My my, someone's grumpy today. Are you shedding the lining of your uterus?

What do you do?" I ask.

"I live."

"I live" is not an answer, until I think about it. Maybe it's the perfect answer.

I'm an idiot, she's trouble, and together we're ... deranged!

You're fucking driving me insane," he growls into my neck. No. He was insane before me. However, I'll wait a bit to make that case.

He needed some guy friends. Stat. The women in his life were hell-bent on testing his last bit of patience.

Nothing bled quite like regret.

Forgiveness is letting go and letting go is painful. It's not something we do for others; it's something we do for ourselves.

It's funny how we don't recognize our own reflections, but the one thing about them is they never lie.

You're contumacious.

Truth: You are my greatest song.

There were never enough stars in the sky to count how many times a day he fell in love with her.

There are those few unique females who are genetically missing the fairytale-dream gene. That's the rare and exclusive group to which I belong.

I want to be your everything, but only while I'm here. If the day comes that I'm not, then let me go. Let me be your greatest memory.

Happiness moves you forward, but pain keeps you balanced.

Karma is my religion.

Love is reckless because true emotions are immune to logic. The most beautiful love stories are often the most tragic.

Deep breath ... I am peaceful, I am strong.

Give me your past, all your pain, all your anger, all your guilt. Release it to me, and I will be a safe harbor for the life you need to leave behind.

Gave you a gift of 84,600 seconds today. Have you used one of them to say thank you?' William Arthur Ward,

Listen, dumb ass, I have a PhD in physics. I can handle 'complicated.' You won't even have to talk slow or use elementary vocabulary.

Life was nothing if not unimaginable.

The only part of a man more sensitive than the aforementioned testicles was the male ego - like a Georgia peach.

I'm not in my right mind and even then I'm not sure what I would say back to you.

A kiss is a save the date, an RSVP to my vagina that says: You. Will. Be. There.

He could never explain the most excruciating pain was always the personality that hijacked his brain without warning.

Yeah, well lucky for you, once you stop gagging on your testicles you'll be fine.

He smells good. Is it his soap or cologne? Or is it just sexy? I didn't think sexy had a smell - until now.

How did you and Lautner meet?

Family is not a career. It's why you have a career. If you can't be there for the big moments, then why are you doing it?

It's amazing how many different roads we can take, but they all lead home.

Jessica loved Luke. Jillian loved AJ.

There's no acceptance in watching someone die. There's only a lifetime of regret from knowing you couldn't stop it from happening.

Even if every word was true, and from what you've said I think it is, it doesn't make it any less insensitive.

I love your imperfections. I need them. They give me hope that you will love mine too.

My heart beats for you and the most precious and beautifully fated life we share together.

When love and anger collide, it rains down a flood of heartache.

Let me keep him ... even if I burn in hell later, just for now ... let me keep him.

I think it's because with sex you're trusting someone to make you feel good, but an embrace says you're trusting someone to make you feel safe.

It's clear after today that all women are fucking head cases.

The only thing worse than living with regret, is dying with regret.

I felt significantly insignificant, as if my presence in the world, albeit small, was still necessary.

I don't fear death, I fear the pieces of my heart could be further shattered and it will still be beating.

He said it's hard to fuck a woman's brain out if she doesn't actually have a brain.

What are you scared of?" "That I won't be able to give you everything you want." "I just want everything you can give me.

Sometimes spending the night on the bathroom floor brings clarity to an otherwise cloudy situation.

Are you high? There's no such thing as right and left socks." She held up two matching socks as if to prove her point.

Sometimes emotions matter more than the right words, and if you overthink every goddamn word it's like suffocating it until all the emotion is gone.

Lost is a state of mind. You'll find yourself when you acknowledge you're exactly where you need to be in this moment.

You don't see how ridiculous it is that your napkin standards exceed your dress-code standards for getting the mail?

Being an example of a strong woman is the best way to love your daughter.

Theo's moods are something much more complex than simply unpredictable.

Never doubt my love for you. If I'm breathing, I'm loving you. Only you ... always you ... forever you.

I squeezed her in return, wishing I could share his sentiment, but I couldn't. Quinn wasn't the love of my life, at least not this life.

If I can't love you, then I'm just going to love everything about you.

I don't need a paper certificate that makes it hard to leave; I need a love that makes it easy to stay.

I don't think our humanity is on some switch. I think it's more like candles on a cake. It takes a lot to blow them all out at once.

I felt like a leaf falling from a tree and he was the wind whispering, I've got you.

Forgiveness happens in the beat of a heart, forgetting takes a lifetime.

Are you a little tipsy, Vivian? It doesn't look like you're walking too straight." "No, I'm just artificially confident and chemically relaxed.

He borrowed me, but you own me. You. Fucking. Own. Me. Take back what's yours and don't ever let me go.

I want to be your lifeline, not your anchor.

You don't have to be perfect to have the perfect life.

Only in complete silence can the whisper of true love be heard.

His lack of an immediate answer opened the door for doubt to creep into the mind of a woman who struggled to stay afloat in the pool of insanity.

I love you. I've never put so much emotion into three simple words.

I. Love. You. Period. It's a goddamn soul-shattering love that will never ever be matched. My love for you is unapologetic and forever.