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Jessica Zafra quotes: Yes, it's true that you can't learn everything from books. But you do learn something about everything.

Yes, it's true that you can't learn everything from books. But you do learn something about everything.

Jessica Zafra quotes: Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?

Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?

Jessica Zafra quotes: If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a fart. Take cover!

If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a fart. Take cover!

Jessica Zafra quotes: The reason men rule is because women let them.

The reason men rule is because women let them.

Jessica Zafra quotes: What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution.

What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution.

Jessica Zafra quotes: Whining is a form of manipulation. People will give anything to make you shut up.

Whining is a form of manipulation. People will give anything to make you shut up.

Jessica Zafra quotes: The more "normal" the person seems, the sicker she probably is.

The more "normal" the person seems, the sicker she probably is.

Jessica Zafra quotes: People will hate you for no apparent reason.

People will hate you for no apparent reason.

Jessica Zafra quotes: Sometimes I wonder if, instead of falling madly in love, we should aspire to fall sanely in love. But then, what would be the point?

Sometimes I wonder if, instead of falling madly in love, we should aspire to fall sanely in love. But then, what would be the point?

Jessica Zafra quotes: Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them.

Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them.

Jessica Zafra quotes: The truth is, the more one knows about Art, the more one values Entertainment.

The truth is, the more one knows about Art, the more one values Entertainment.

Jessica Zafra quotes: Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.

Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.

Jessica Zafra quotes: In relationships it is best to assume nothing.

In relationships it is best to assume nothing.

Jessica Zafra quotes: While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love.

While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love.

Jessica Zafra quotes: Food is the all-purpose comforter, the giver of warmth, the source of the artificial yet deeply appreciated sugar high.

Food is the all-purpose comforter, the giver of warmth, the source of the artificial yet deeply appreciated sugar high.

Jessica Zafra quotes: I'd rather be a bitch than a doormat.

I'd rather be a bitch than a doormat.

Jessica Zafra quotes: The expression "madly in love" is apt, for it describes a form of temporary insanity.

The expression "madly in love" is apt, for it describes a form of temporary insanity.

Jessica Zafra quotes: We often reward mediocrity because it is comforting. If they can do it, anyone can do it.

We often reward mediocrity because it is comforting. If they can do it, anyone can do it.

Jessica Zafra quotes: To live intensely is a basic human necessity.

To live intensely is a basic human necessity.

Jessica Zafra quotes: I love humanity. It's people I don't like.

I love humanity. It's people I don't like.

Jessica Zafra quotes: The question is not why fools fall in love. It is expected of them. When "smart" people fall in love - that's the problem.

The question is not why fools fall in love. It is expected of them. When "smart" people fall in love - that's the problem.

Jessica Zafra quotes: Life is a series of random collisions.

Life is a series of random collisions.

Jessica Zafra quotes: The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.

Jessica Zafra quotes: Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

Jessica Zafra quotes: My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

Jessica Zafra quotes: Tolkien tells us that we do not charge into battle because we know we will win. We do so regardless of odds and outcomes, because we have to.

Tolkien tells us that we do not charge into battle because we know we will win. We do so regardless of odds and outcomes, because we have to.

Jessica Zafra quotes: If you are honest with yourself, your life will be so much more pleasant.

If you are honest with yourself, your life will be so much more pleasant.

Jessica Zafra quotes: We have no control over fate and history, but we can control how we conduct ourselves in this life.

We have no control over fate and history, but we can control how we conduct ourselves in this life.

Jessica Zafra quotes: What does not kill you will make you stronger and more cynical.

What does not kill you will make you stronger and more cynical.

Jessica Zafra quotes: The guilty pleasure defense. In my view if it's guilty, it ain't pleasure.

The guilty pleasure defense. In my view if it's guilty, it ain't pleasure.

Jessica Zafra quotes: Once you've read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

Once you've read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

Jessica Zafra quotes: Someday you will look back on all the awful stuff that's happening to you, and fondly smile. Doesn't say much about the future, does it?

Someday you will look back on all the awful stuff that's happening to you, and fondly smile. Doesn't say much about the future, does it?

Jessica Zafra quotes: Food is the best substitute for everything, because it does not put up any resistance, but surrenders instantly.

Food is the best substitute for everything, because it does not put up any resistance, but surrenders instantly.

Jessica Zafra quotes: I cannot write about Venice; I can only write about me, and the sleeping parts of myself that Venice has shocked into wakefulness.

I cannot write about Venice; I can only write about me, and the sleeping parts of myself that Venice has shocked into wakefulness.

Jessica Zafra quotes: That's really what the mall is all about: money. At the mall the rule is: Credito, ergo sum - I shop, therefore I am.

That's really what the mall is all about: money. At the mall the rule is: Credito, ergo sum - I shop, therefore I am.

Jessica Zafra quotes: The challenge for all of us in this day and age is to distinguish between the merely surprising and the truly amazing.

The challenge for all of us in this day and age is to distinguish between the merely surprising and the truly amazing.

Jessica Zafra quotes: Marriage is a contract. Love is non-negotiable.

Marriage is a contract. Love is non-negotiable.

Jessica Zafra quotes: We read because we are essentially alone.

We read because we are essentially alone.

Jessica Zafra quotes: We are all the same in that we all want to be different.

We are all the same in that we all want to be different.