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Yes, it's true that you can't learn everything from books. But you do learn something about everything.

Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?

If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a fart. Take cover!

The reason men rule is because women let them.

What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution.

Whining is a form of manipulation. People will give anything to make you shut up.

The more "normal" the person seems, the sicker she probably is.

People will hate you for no apparent reason.

Sometimes I wonder if, instead of falling madly in love, we should aspire to fall sanely in love. But then, what would be the point?

Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them.

The truth is, the more one knows about Art, the more one values Entertainment.

Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.

In relationships it is best to assume nothing.

While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love.

Food is the all-purpose comforter, the giver of warmth, the source of the artificial yet deeply appreciated sugar high.

I'd rather be a bitch than a doormat.

The expression "madly in love" is apt, for it describes a form of temporary insanity.

We often reward mediocrity because it is comforting. If they can do it, anyone can do it.

To live intensely is a basic human necessity.

I love humanity. It's people I don't like.

The question is not why fools fall in love. It is expected of them. When "smart" people fall in love - that's the problem.

Life is a series of random collisions.

The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them.

Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands.

Tolkien tells us that we do not charge into battle because we know we will win. We do so regardless of odds and outcomes, because we have to.

If you are honest with yourself, your life will be so much more pleasant.

We have no control over fate and history, but we can control how we conduct ourselves in this life.

What does not kill you will make you stronger and more cynical.

The guilty pleasure defense. In my view if it's guilty, it ain't pleasure.

Once you've read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

Someday you will look back on all the awful stuff that's happening to you, and fondly smile. Doesn't say much about the future, does it?

Food is the best substitute for everything, because it does not put up any resistance, but surrenders instantly.

I cannot write about Venice; I can only write about me, and the sleeping parts of myself that Venice has shocked into wakefulness.

That's really what the mall is all about: money. At the mall the rule is: Credito, ergo sum - I shop, therefore I am.

The challenge for all of us in this day and age is to distinguish between the merely surprising and the truly amazing.

Marriage is a contract. Love is non-negotiable.

We read because we are essentially alone.

We are all the same in that we all want to be different.