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Jerry Stiller quotes: I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

Jerry Stiller quotes: We are even better looking on the small screen

We are even better looking on the small screen

Jerry Stiller quotes: During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

Jerry Stiller quotes: Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances.

Anne is very forgiving. She doesn't care about money, being rich, or clothes. We never argued about finances.

Jerry Stiller quotes: Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads.

Jerry Stiller quotes: Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

Jerry Stiller quotes: I shave without using shaving cream.

I shave without using shaving cream.

Jerry Stiller quotes: The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.

The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.

Jerry Stiller quotes: I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.

I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.

Jerry Stiller quotes: Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.

Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.

Jerry Stiller quotes: Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

Jerry Stiller quotes: Money is sensual.

Money is sensual.

Jerry Stiller quotes: I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.

I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.

Jerry Stiller quotes: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

Jerry Stiller quotes: My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

Jerry Stiller quotes: Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

Jerry Stiller quotes: Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

Jerry Stiller quotes: It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.

It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.